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Trump Voters Unaffected By Brain Eating Amoeba
HEALTH AUTHORITIES in the US state of Texas have issued a ‘disaster order’ after a brain eating amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, ... -
Emperor Has No Clothes, Fuck All Money In The Bank
A BOMBSHELL report from the New York Times on US president Donald Trump’s tax returns and financial affairs has sent ... -
Russia Sentences Siberian Jesus To Death By Crucifixion
THE RUSSIAN leader of an influential religious sect who claims to be Jesus Christ has been arrested and is to ... -
Joe Biden Launches ‘I’m Not Trump’ Campaign
THE 2020 presidential hopes of the Democratic party were buoyed today following the announcement of a striking new tagline for ... -
Johnson Unsure How To Phrase Break Up Text To Northern Ireland
BRITISH PM Boris Johnson has reportedly been staring blankly at his phone for hours, unable to summon forth the delicately ... -
Trump Vows To Replace Ginsburg With Better Looking Woman
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has expressed his admiration for the life and work of the late Supreme Court judge Ruth ... -
God Sorry Now He Forgot To Include Bible Passage About Him Being Black
“When I think back on it now; it probably could have made a huge difference to the way humanity treats ... -
Johnson Worried He Won’t Be Able To Give Covid Fuck Up Same Attention As Brexit ...
DOWNING STREET insiders have today spoken of Boris Johnson’s ‘profound worry and fear’ that his recent focus on ensuring an ... -
Lyons, Or Barrys? We Ask A Russian Spy Which Is Best To Slip Poison Into
WHETHER it’s sitting down for a nice cuppa and a purple snack at 4pm, or slipping a political opponent a ... -
Irony Dead As Blair Criticises Johnson For Breaking International Law
AN INTERNATIONAL team of pathologists and coroners have confirmed that irony died an ‘agonising death’ following a ‘deliberate and premeditated’ ...