Category: WORLD NEWS

Black Hole Shaped Hole Found In Universe’s Heart

A LEADING group of astrophysicists have observed the presence of a newly formed black hole at the heart of the universe, leading to many people to descend into a sombre mood. “It just appeared out of nowhere this morning, it’s a sad development,” confirmed physicist Professor Yvonne Towdey, tears forming in her eyes as she… Read more »

Brexit Negotiations Progress Significantly As Boris Has Mouth Sewn Shut

THE EU has heralded the progress made in Brexit negotiations in the hours following Britain’s decision to sew Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson’s mouth shut, limiting his ability to broadcast ridiculous statements. “We cannot overstate the progress that has been made, truly, this is a watershed moment in the negotiations,” confirmed the EU’s lead negotiator Michel… Read more »