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Loser Still Not Getting It
DESPITE having the American people, countless failed lawsuits and now the electoral college confirming the results of the 2020 US ... -
Only Four Stabbed And One Shot In Surprisingly Calm Trump Rally
ONGOING protests surrounding the result of the US presidential election resulted in a surprisingly small number of injuries yesterday, after ... -
2020 Announces Bonus Month After December
HUMANITY’S worst fears have been realised after the year 2020 issued a statement earlier today indicating it would plow ahead ... -
Johnson Caught Trying To Shoplift EU Membership Benefits From Brussels Gift Shop
SEEMINGLY in Brussels under the pretense of facilitating Brexit negotiations over dinner with European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, ... -
Japan Advised 2020 Probably Not Best Year To Be Bringing Asteroid Dust From Space
JAPANESE scientists are being asked if now is really the time to be examining asteroid dust collected by the Hayabusa-2 ... -
Giuliani Given Award For Lifetime Services To Memes
IN A skin crawling ceremony full of cringe inducing idiocy and garbled nonsense, Rudy Giuliani accepted a lifetime achievement award ... -
“We Did It” Johnson Says Clutching Single Fish In Hands
SNATCHING monumental disaster from the jaws of catastrophic failure, British PM Boris Johnson is hailing the remarkable progress in Brexit ... -
“Jesus, Has It Been A Year Already?” Marvels Chinese Man Who Ate Bat Soup
LOOKING back on a whirlwind 12 months, Hao Xi, the man credited with ordering bat soup at Wuhan wet market ... -
Mysterious Monolith Told Its 15 Minutes Are Up
THE sleek silver monolith that vanished as mysteriously as it appeared in the Utah desert last week has reappeared in ... -
Jobs: Nuclear Scientist Position In Iran
TO SAY it is a tough job market out there these days is an understatement in the extreme, however, WWN ...