DEPENDING on who you speak to the sight of Theresa May reaching out to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is either the first official day of the new Stalinist Republic of Great Britain or the first flutter of hope that Brexit could be just your normal, average everyday economic disaster and not anything worse than that…. Read more »
AIDES close to Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin have confirmed the leader is currently pacing his office, second guessing himself, as news of a comedian being the frontrunner in the Ukranian presidential elections drew international attention. With the first round of elections, placing Volodymyr Zelenskiy as the favourite with 30% of the first round votes,… Read more »
SCREAMING the word over and over again for what must be three years, House of Commons speaker John Bercow begged British MPs to stop acting like mentally deficient bacteria and band together to form one coherent sentence the people they represent could understand. “Disorder! Disorder!” cried Bercow, now with a broom in his hands, prodding… Read more »
BREXIT champion Jacob Rees-Mogg is recovering with a nice warm bowl of thin, strained mushroom soup following a harrowing four hours spent trapped in a rain gulley after slipping through the bars of a street grate. The beloved Conservative had just stepped out of the Houses Of Parliament for his customary Greggs Steak Bake mid-morning snack, when… Read more »
AS PART of WWN’s daily depressing update on the rights of minorities and marginalised communities around the world we are reluctantly making you aware of this wretched knuckle dragging prick, Sultan of Brunei Hassanal Bolkiah. From next week adultery and gay sex will be illegal and punishable by stoning to death because the Sultan is… Read more »
KEEN eyed fans of continuing to hold an organisation responsible for facilitating the widespread rape and abuse of children, have today made Pope Fancis’s continued inaction on child abuse go viral. Not taken in by online publications attempting to make a brief video of the Pope retracting his hand from being kissed by worshippers ‘go viral’,… Read more »
AS the influential ERG wing of the Conservative party continues to insist they could provide a viable successor to the abysmal PM Theresa May, despite the existence of logic and facts, the potential reality of Boris Johnson as prime minister of Great Britain grows ever greater. WWN takes a look at how that first 24… Read more »
THE American people have come forward after the seemingly inconclusive Mueller Report into interference from the Russian government in the 2016 election to stress that they didn’t need Moscow to tell them that Donald Trump was their man, they’re ‘plenty stupid enough on their own’. Based on the a summary by Attorney General Bill Barr, the long-awaited Mueller Report seems… Read more »
1) Refugees drowning in the Mediterranean sea Like most of you we were almost 100% certain the world would stand as one and say ‘no more’ but boy were we wrong. It’s still happening and sure, you don’t even bother reading about it anymore. Remember when that child washed ashore? And you thought to yourself… Read more »
THERE HAS NEVER been a more important time for those across the water to pool their collective intellect in bid to solve the myriad issues which have weighed down Brexit ever since it was just a twinkle in the right testicle of Nigel Farage. Could you help Britain’s helpless politicians in their hour of need?… Read more »