AN EXHAUSTIVE year long series of experiments on the hips of popular Colombian singer, Shakira’s, have resulted in the first concrete proof that they are incapable of lying, scientists from America’s MIT have confirmed. It has been long claimed by Shakira that her hips were in no way deceitful, which many members of the public… Read more »
US President Donald J. Trump has warned his children to ‘quit their whinging’ about the intense media scrutiny and possible treason charges they now face on a daily basis, or so God help him he’ll put them over his knee and give them something to complain about. The malcontent of the Trump children has grown… Read more »
NASA’S Juno mission has captured stunning images of Jupiter’s great red spot that are clearer and closer than ever before in its first flyby of the huge blemish. The US spacecraft flew just 5,600 miles over the storm late on Monday, offering humanity’s closest look yet at the iconic feature of our solar system’s largest… Read more »
IT’S 9am on a sharply cold Belfast morning, and WWN are some 45 feet up the side of a hollow mountain of pallets, filled with tires like some macabre Walnut Whip with tricolours instead of nuts. It’s early July, so that means one thing in this part of the city; bonfire season. Below us, above… Read more »
THE tyrannical leader’s threat could cause the deaths of million is he carries out his planned attack on the US healthcare system. Both Republicans and Democrats in America have been locked in emergency meetings since late last night on foot of receiving a threat from despot and North Korea leader Kim Jong Un. While news… Read more »
THE MUCH vaunted meeting between President Trump and President Putin, leaders of the international superpowers America and Russia, is said to have concluded in the last hour according to inside sources. Having cause to meet one another as they attended the G20 meeting in Germany, the possible content of Trump and Putin’s conversation has been… Read more »
WITH the Northern Executive And Assembly still lying idle with no deal between the DUP and Sinn Féin forthcoming, many are starting to question just what exactly is going on in Stormont these days. After the power-sharing executive collapsed amid the cash-for-ash scandal earlier this year, the North has been without a functioning government for… Read more »
IT can be the trickiest of dilemmas for any right minded American citizen seeking to participate in the joyous 4th of July celebrations. Shotgun, automatic rifle or handgun? What says ‘Happy Independence Day everyone’ the best? Well, WWN might not have the definitive answer but we’re definitely here to help: This baby can be bought… Read more »
MUSIC making Brit Ed Sheeran has sensationally quit social media platform Twitter after persistent trolling, WWN can exclusively reveal. The ugly, thin-skinned ginger twatbag and Shape of You singer, Sheeran, has confirmed his desire to limit his exposure to virulent insults and death threats leading some commentators to suggest the empty-headed abomination obviously can’t take… Read more »
FOR the first time during his tenure as Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, Pope Francis has officially confirmed that a Waterford man made a ‘holy show’ of himself while attending a wedding on Saturday. Guests in attendance at the wedding in Waterford city bore witness to Cathal McBreen getting completely out of his gourd… Read more »