AS SAUDI Arabia continues to escalates its military activity in Yemen, committing war crime after war crime many people have been left devastated at just the mere thought of what this could mean for the innocent civilians caught up in the carnage meted out by UK and US manufactured weapons. WWN has collected the questions… Read more »
IN AN effort to mark the 17th anniversary of September 11th, US President Donald Trump vowed to include enough money to compensate the families of the 2,996 victims in all future arms deals with the perpetrators of the attack. Speaking at a memorial service in Pennsylvania today, Mr. Trump promised to “punish Saudi Arabia very hard” for conspiring… Read more »
ESCHEWING the recollections much of the western world shares regarding the September 11th attacks in New York in 2001, local man Richie Loughlan can’t for the life of him recall where he was when the horrifying terror attack occurred. “No, nothing, Sorry, mind’s blank. College up in Galway? No, that was 2002,” explained Loughlan, who… Read more »
IT is our solemn duty to inform the public that despite decades of wealth, the rap artist born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, also known as Slim Shady, also known as Eminem, is still to this day completely and utterly gosh-darn ticked off at everything. This week the Detroit-born rapper released Kamikaze, his first studio album… Read more »
MANY of our readers are big fans of viral news stories and that is especially true of those stories involving intrepid travelers trotting across the globe in search of epic tourist photos or as is often the case a tale of some bumbling idiot making a big faux pas while holidaying abroad. One such big… Read more »
BREAKING away from the regular fawning over US presidents, Irish historians and researchers have decided to simply not bother looking for an ancestral link for Donald Trump’s family to Ireland, for fear it might tarnish the nation’s reputation. Previously linking African American president Barack Obama to a distant relative in Moneygall, Offaly, Irish historian Kevin Ryan said… Read more »
INTERNET commerce giant Amazon Inc has acquired Guatemala, the now former Central American republic, with the purchase being fueled by Amazon’s need for storage space for the goods it sells as profits at the company continue to soar. The Jeff Bezos owned company made an unsolicited bid for the country which was accepted by the… Read more »
A SHOCKING new paper published by some of the world’s leading archaeologists claims that the Terracotta Army depicting the armies of Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China, were actually a new creation and not from the late third century BCE. Using state of the art laser dating technology, scientists found that the three pits containing the Terracotta… Read more »
A NEW study probably carried out by Americans who can’t drink for shit anyway has claimed that there is no safe level of alcohol consumption and that 2.8 million people die every year from drink related diseases. The fucking stupid report, which obviously didn’t read about all the other cool studies that say alcohol is… Read more »
CALL CENTRE staff at US bomb manufacturer Lockheed Martin were left red faced today after receiving an irate call from King Salman of Saudi Arabia, WWN can confirm. The monarch, who serves as the head of state and head of government, slammed customer service representatives over a bad batch of GBU-12 Paveway IIs, which recently made the news for obliterating 40 Yemeni boys… Read more »