THE NATION of America confirmed that any further military action in Syria will result in a better outcome than in any of the previous 4,556 military interventions carried out by the Western country over the previous 50 years. While it is still unclear if the Trump administration will add to the recent missile strikes against… Read more »
RUSSIA and Iran have warned the US they will “respond with force” if their own “red lines” are crossed in Syria, confirmed a source this journalist never bothered to validate. In the reliable statement that was sourced online somewhere by some other newspaper that we usually copy and paste from, the U.S. strike on a Syrian… Read more »
“OOOOH that was a BIG one!” exclaimed a giddy Donald Trump in an adorable clip posted to YouTube showing the 45th President of the United States in his situation room, watching missiles launched from US warships in the eastern Mediterranean rain down on strategic targets in Syria. “Again, again!” cried Trump, clapping his hands together in… Read more »
AMAZING new statistics have shown that a remarkably small percentage of the approximately 70,000 Irish people currently living in Australia have run afoul of the many different species of poisonous antipodean creatures that are available to kill them. Australia, located as far away from Ireland as you can go without coming back the other way,… Read more »
A CHEMICAL attack which has seen as many as 70 innocent civilians perish, has triggered a series of targeted ‘no, it’s actually someone else’s fault’ attacks, which have been launched in an attempt to nullify any attempt to pin the rightful blame on the responsible parties. “I hear it’s 83 dead now actually, but, that’s… Read more »
SUPREME leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has been sat down by a special envoy from the UN and asked to outline, roughly and in not great detail, how exactly he see’s this whole nuclear aggression working out for him and his people. The 33-year-old leader for life was called to the meeting following yet… Read more »
BRITAIN has continued to ratchet up its aggressive rhetoric when discussing the non-existent threat to a large rock which juts off the coast of Spain, WWN has learned. Draped in a giant Union Jack while stroking a bulldog in its lap, Britain confirmed it would dedicate all available military resources to defending its claim on… Read more »
FORMER undertaker The Undertaker has admitted that he is finding it hard to hold down a steady job in the non-tombstone piledriving, non-chokeslamming sector after leaving his high-profile position at the top of the wrestling world. The Undertaker, who hung up his boots and bid an emotional farewell to the wrestling world at Sunday’s Wrestlemania… Read more »
VIBRANT. Stunning. Red-hot. Scorching. These are just some of the words that have been used to describe the fires that are expected from the Samsung Galaxy S8, due to launch next month. The much-anticipated smartphone has some big shoes to fill in the exploding-technology world, coming as it does after the incredible pyrotechnic displays produced… Read more »
NOW! Theresa, listen to us. NOW! Theresa, just think, okay, remember? It’s just a couple of years ago, you were against all this, you had no desire for anything like what they’re saying here. NOW! Could you shut the fuck up, you racist, England First bastard? Can’t you see we’re talking here? Theresa, can you… Read more »