GOOGLE has unveiled a helpful tool that will bring an end to the laborious and onerous task typing search terms, general queries and websites into its search engines. The tech giant’s new Auto-Thought feature which was installed earlier today has transformed everyone’s phones, laptops and tablet devices by allowing the transposing of people’s thoughts directly… Read more »
“Woah! Wait. Hold on a second here, guys. You’re suddenly pissed that I killed one measly journalist? Seriously?” Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia Mohammed bin Salman addressed the world’s press last night in an eye opening speech calling out the CIA and his critics accusing him of being a ‘red line’. “Fucking red line? I’ll give… Read more »
THE Galleria dell’Accademia museum in Florence has taken the unprecedented step of updating one of the most iconic pieces of art in the history of humanity, stating the need to increase visitors as the reason for doing so. Michelangelo’s David, a marble statue seen as a near perfect study in human anatomy, will be given… Read more »
QUEEN Elizabeth II has called on the British Army to storm Number 10 Downing Street this evening in a bid to relieve current Prime Minister Theresa May and her staff of their duties, WWN has learned. In an unprecedented move which will no doubt change the face of British politics forever, the Queen has insisted that she will now… Read more »
THE UNITED States of America has voted overwhelmingly for a countrywide ban on all single use bullets, such as the lead round nosed, semi-jacketed and full metal jackets, WWN can confirm. The ban could be enshrined in US law by as early as July 2019 in a bid to cut down on the number of bullets entering… Read more »
At a religious congress in Rome, the Roman Catholic Church has introduced a new character: Waria, the evil counterpart of Mary. According to Cardinal Luis Ladaria Ferrer, prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the new character is needed to keep the Holy Franchise fresh after more 2000 years entertaining avid fans…. Read more »
“It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce to the world that we – the members of ISIS – are going to go our separate ways over a series of internal disputes which we feel there is no possible way back from and we would like to thank all our followers for their incredible… Read more »
AS BRITISH PM Theresa May battles for her political life in the House of Commons, facing off opposition to a draft withdrawal agreement with the EU, her minority partners in government, the DUP, have ruled any deal that does not include a clause in it which permits them to be breastfed by the Queen. The… Read more »
AS THE HOUSE of Commons in Britain busies itself with debating the best way to reject a withdrawal deal agreed upon with the EU by PM Theresa May, many proud Leave voting Britons may be wondering how best to celebrate a triumphant No Deal deal. Can there be a better way to celebrate such a… Read more »
ENRAGED over the banning of a Christmas advertisement which highlighted the destruction caused by harvesting palm oil in the rainforest, veteran online campaigner Charlotte Rafferty has swooped into action by taking the issue to her Facebook news feed. “This is terrible,” Rafferty carefully typed into her cobalt dependant phone, “chopping down trees just for palm oil and leaving the poor baby monkey’s homeless…absolute disgrace… Read more »