Category: WORLD NEWS

Putin Wondering If Electing Comedian In Ukraine Is Too Obvious

AIDES close to Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin have confirmed the leader is currently pacing his office, second guessing himself, as news of a comedian being the frontrunner in the Ukranian presidential elections drew international attention. With the first round of elections, placing Volodymyr Zelenskiy as the favourite with 30% of the first round votes,… Read more »

“Disorder, Disorder”

SCREAMING the word over and over again for what must be three years, House of Commons speaker John Bercow begged British MPs to stop acting like mentally deficient bacteria and band together to form one coherent sentence the people they represent could understand. “Disorder! Disorder!” cried Bercow, now with a broom in his hands, prodding… Read more »

Would You Look At This Prick

AS PART of WWN’s daily depressing update on the rights of minorities and marginalised communities around the world we are reluctantly making you aware of this wretched knuckle dragging prick, Sultan of Brunei Hassanal Bolkiah. From next week adultery and gay sex will be illegal and punishable by stoning to death because the Sultan is… Read more »

“There Was No Collusion, We’re Really Just That Stupid” Confirm Americans

THE American people have come forward after the seemingly inconclusive Mueller Report into interference from the Russian government in the 2016 election to stress that they didn’t need Moscow to tell them that Donald Trump was their man, they’re ‘plenty stupid enough on their own’. Based on the a summary by Attorney General Bill Barr, the long-awaited Mueller Report seems… Read more »