Category: WORLD NEWS

God Latest Figure Implicated In Sexual Harassment Scandals

GOD ALMIGHTY is just the latest figure who stands accused of using his powerful position to corner and harass a significantly younger woman, WWN can report. ‘Everybody was aware of it’, ‘his reputation was well documented’, ‘many people confirmed it with vague innuendos over the years’, ‘many people will feel complicit now the truth is… Read more »

Rogue Twitter Employee Given Nobel Peace Prize

AS construction begins on monuments containing everlasting flames to commemorate the brave actions of an unknown Twitter employee who deactivated Donald Trump’s account yesterday, the Nobel foundation has confirmed that this year’s Peace Prize will be awarded to the employee. Trump’s Twitter account was shut down for 11 minutes by the employee on their last day… Read more »