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Things We’d Like To See Henry Kissinger Reincarnated As
RICHARD NIXON and Gerald Ford’s former secretary of state Henry Kissinger has died, prompting a full review ordered into Karma’s ... -
COP28: Daniel Plainview Strikes Oil Deal With Saudis
IN YET ANOTHER clear indication that the UN’s annual climate summit has been hijacked by oil rich nations, US oil ... -
Varadkar Converts To Judaism To Show Solidarity With Israel
TAOISEACH Leo Varadkar has converted to Judaism overnight in a bid to show solidarity with Israel following a breakdown in ... -
Local ‘Activist’ Sudden Expert In Argentine Politics
CORNERING you at a house party at 3am, local social media activist Liam Haorth is entering his second hour of ... -
“Four Days Is Plenty Of Time To Bury 6,000 Kids” Insists Kindhearted Netanyahu
SIMULTANEOUSLY auditioning for the roles of the next Bond villain, Voldemort, Emperor Palpatine and Hannibal Lecter, Benjamin Netanyahu has surprised ... -
Western Leaders Happy With Children, Doctors, Aid Workers & Journalists Being Killed For 43rd Day ...
“YUP, THIS seems proportional. Carry on, don’t mind us,” confirmed a depressingly high number of Western leaders for a 43rd ... -
Osama Bin Laden Just A Misunderstood Cuddly Teddy Bear, TikTokers Learn
WITH A letter from the planner of the 9/11 terror attacks going viral on TikTok, a whole new generation are ... -
IDF Find Saddam Hussein’s WMDs In Hamas Tunnel Under Hospital
A DAY AFTER occupying the Al-Shifa hospital, the IDF have finally gotten around to producing video evidence of the vast ... -
Israeli Army Release X-Rays Proving Hamas Hiding Inside Palestinian Children
“SEE? We told you they were hiding inside children all this time but you wouldn’t believe us, now here’s the ... -
Great Big Fucking Eejit Who Caused Brexit Welcomed Back With Open Arms
BRITAIN’S pig population remain on ‘high alert’ as former PM David Cameron, the man who agreed to hold a referendum ...