Category: WORLD NEWS

Island Of Guam Just Happy To Be In The News

THE residents of the US Pacific territory of Guam have admitted to being secretly happy at the island’s recent news exposure, despite nuclear threats from North Korea. Officials from the hermit state said it is considering plans for a missile strike on the little known territory, just hours after President Donald Trump told the North… Read more »

Media Accused Of Undersexualising Young Actresses

FRESH scandal in the tabloid press as rumours of possible firings and even prison sentences for journalists as a recent report from the Institute of Studies and Research of Research and Studies reveal many sections of the media are failing to overly sexualise young actresses. If the allegations in the report are found to be… Read more »

Royal Family Relocating To Ireland Over Brexit

THE BREXIT exodus has officially begun with news coming in that the British Royal Family are now planning to move to Ireland in the hopes of securing a better and more stable future for the monarchy. In a statement issued today by Buckingham Palace, the Queen and her husband, Prince Phillip are expected to move… Read more »

Social Media Influencers Still Enjoying Cool Refreshing Taste Of Lipton Ice Tea

IRELAND’S advertising watchdog has issued a statement warning social media influencers to adhere to strict guidelines when promoting products on their channels, products such as delicious Lipton Ice Tea, perfect for quenching your thirst and refreshing your mind and body while working or socialising. There were over 30 complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority of… Read more »

America To Invade Iran And Be Done With It

A SPOKESPERSON for the American military has confirmed that the US will invade Iran in the next six months or so, in a bid to cut out ‘another decade of dicking around’ and ‘just get the damn thing over with’. The move comes after tensions were sparked following an incident in the Persian Gulf when… Read more »