Category: WORLD NEWS

Low Blood Pressure? Doctors Recommend Reading This

SUFFERERS of hypotension, a condition which cause blood pressure to be abnormally low, have been advised to carefully read a 6,000 word essay written by former Pope Benedict (Joseph Ratzinger) in which he blames the innumerable sexual assault accusations against the Catholic Church on the sexual revolution of the 1960s. According to the World Health… Read more »

Wiggas Granted Minority Status In America

THE much maligned and persecuted minority of ‘wiggas’ have been granted a protective ‘minority status’ in America, WWN has learned. Signed into law by US President Donald Trump, the Republican spoke movingly of wiggas contribution to American music, culture and society. “No one in history has suffered like wiggas in America, no one. And no… Read more »