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Israeli Government Announce Another Day Of Perfectly Justified Murder
“BUT TOTALLY, like, no worries if not” confirmed leading western leaders in their latest calls for Israel to immediately stop ... -
Risk Elderly Presidential Candidates Will Forget To Bring Up Opponent’s Poor Memory
POLITICAL strategists in America fear their advice on the weaknesses of the two presidential front runners will go unheeded in ... -
Irish Basketball Team Accused Of Antisemitism For Attempting To Score Points Against Israeli Opponents
IF IT WASN’T despicable enough to refuse to shake hands with the Israeli women’s basketball team after they leveled an ... -
Tucker Carlson Found Dismembered In Russian Hotel In Apparent Suicide
RUSSIAN investigators have confirmed American ‘journalist’ Tucker Carlson has died by his own hands after being found dismembered in an ... -
Western Media Outlet Wouldn’t Have Thrown To Live Feed Of Gaza If It Knew It ...
A PANICKING media outlet is now locked in a series of staff meetings in a bid to understand how the ... -
‘Suspending Aid, Supplying Weapons, Ignoring ICJ’; All The Ways To Help The Famine In Gaza
WHETHER YOU’RE a fan of inadvertently or deliberately helping to instigate a famine, they can be tricky divils to pull ... -
Greenland & Iceland Agree Name Swap
ATTEMPTING TO rewrite a wrong first imposed by the Kingdom of Denmark when it insisted on attributing the name Greenland ... -
Vaccination For Woke Mind Virus Expected In Coming Months
PFIZER are on the verge of announcing a major breakthrough in treatment for the woke mind virus which is plaguing ... -
“We’re Bankrupt” Revenue Hits Santa With Massive Toy Import Tax Bill
FINNISH toy manufacturer and distributor Santa Claus Inc has gone into receivership today after being hit with a huge import ... -
Oil Rich Countries Celebrate COP28 Agreement By Showering Crowd In Oil
THE EXCITEMENT was clear for all to the at the COP28 summit, as a landmark deal to transition away from ...