Category: WORLD NEWS

Trump Shares Video From Mentally Disturbed Racist

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is receiving fresh criticism after sharing videos on social media belonging to a grotesquely racist buffoon who is clearly mentally disturbed, WWN understands. The torrent of criticism for sharing videos from a blonde-wigged and overweight 70-year-old comes very soon after Trump, using his highly influential Twitter and Facebook platforms, recently shared spurious… Read more »

Gingers Warned Not To Get Any Big Ideas

THE GLOBAL ginger community has been officially warned today not to get any big ideas after it was announced that American actor Meghan Markle is to wed ginger and royal, Prince Harry, in spring 2018 at Kensington Palace. A joint statement released by the British government and Buckingham Palace urged people with red hair to not get their hopes up… Read more »

BREAKING: Old MacDonald Homeless After Farm Foreclosure

OLD MacDonald’s farm has gone under foreclosure today after failing to make a series of mortgage repayments on the 400 acre site in the state of Missouri, after a court ordered local sheriffs to immediately seize the property, leaving the owner homeless and out on the street. The 78-year-old farmer said goodbye to his remaining livestock before… Read more »

Stick Black Friday Up Your Hole, Retailers Told

IRISH RETAILERS have politely been told by the bargain hunting portion of the population to stick Black Friday, an American retail sales event, up their holes, WWN can confirm. Despite outrageously good offers to be had in stores, such as that kettle that was €60 now reduced to €59.99, the Irish public has confirmed once… Read more »

Mafia Distance Themselves From Comparisons To FIFA

THE MAFIA has been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to football’s governing body FIFA after it emerged two witnesses in a corruption case against former FIFA executives have turned up dead in recent days, WWN confirm. “Hey now, don’t drag our names into this, you’re making us look bad,” confirmed mafia spokesmademan Tony Palatino,… Read more »