Category: WORLD NEWS

Durex Scientists Unveil First Man Ribbed For Her Pleasure

IN A BREAKTHROUGH many thought wasn’t possible, women throughout the world can look forward to a level of pleasure never before experienced inside the confines of the bedroom this Valentine’s Day, thanks to the work of Durex and a dedicated team of scientists. A pioneering team of all female scientists working for the condom manufacturer… Read more »

Whales Have Had Enough Of This Shit

THE whale community is said to be in a state of mourning today after 400 pilot whales took to a New Zealand shoreline to beach themselves in one of the biggest mass suicide pacts in marine history. More than 500 rescuers desperately tried to negotiate with the mammals, but 250 have died already with the… Read more »

Donald Trump Tells Fellow Patients He Is Definitely President Of America

DRESSED in a backless hospital gown that exposed his buttocks, self-confessed President of America Donald Trump regaled fellow patients of an upstate New York mental institution with tales of pending policy decisions and obstinate ‘losers’ who were blocking the country’s progress. “This is what is wrong with America. The president shouldn’t be banned for banning… Read more »