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Starving Gazans Claim Kate Middleton Pictured In Rafah In Desperate Bid For World’s Attention
NOTICING the endless interest and indefatigable passion the media and general public online greet Kate Middleton sightings, starving Gazans have ... -
“No Fucking Way, That’s Mad!” Shocked Putin Can’t Quite Believe Election Victory
“IS THIS A prank broski?” a shocked president Vladimir Putin said to his aides after securing an unprecedented fifth term ... -
“No Worries If Not” Varadkar Bravely Raises Issue Of Gaza With Biden
TAOISEACH LEO Varadkar has gone big in his condemnation of Israel’s actions in Gaza with the small caveat of profusely ... -
“I Just Can’t Be Arsed Anymore” Says Pyjama Wearing Kate Smoking A Fag Outside Adelaide ...
“I’VE IT up to my tits now with this royal crap, I just can’t be arsed anymore,” Kate Middleton told ... -
IDF Clears Itself Of Wrongdoing For 27,677th Day In A Row
FOLLOWING a thorough examination of all available evidence there was widespread relief as IDF spokesperson Daniel Hagari has confirmed the ... -
Family On Benefits Refusing To Work
A BRITISH family reliant on benefits all their lives have begun refusing to work despite earning millions of pounds leeching ... -
US Calls For Gaza Ceasefire To Allow Time To Manufacture More Weapons To Sell Israel
DESPERATELY trying to keep up with Israel’s demand for weapons to annihilate the Palestinian people, the US has graciously asked ... -
ICJ To Open Dedicated Israel MegaCourt Complex To Cope With War Crimes
The International Court of Justice at The Hague has announced the construction of a special purpose built complex dubbed ‘MegaCourt’ ... -
Trump Voters Reveal The Only Things That Would Stop Them From Voting For Him
A DIVISIVE presidential election lies ahead for the American people this November as they contemplate having to vote for either ... -
Poll: Is Putin Taking This Long To Assassinate Navalny Proof He’s Lost His Touch?
THE NEWS of the death of Alexei Navalny in a prison 40km north of the Arctic Circle has been greeted ...