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BREAKING: Prince Philip To Retire From Racism

RUMOURS spread like wildfire this morning as employees at all Royal residences in Britain were asked to report to Buckingham Palace for an emergency meeting. With people speculating that the Royal family were finally ready to reveal their true, space-reptilian form, cameras descended on the Palace. However, many were left disappointed to learn that the… Read more »

WWN Guide To Surviving A Nuclear Apocalypse

WITH death by nuclear fire back at the top of everyone’s ‘shit I’m afraid of right now’ lists, many people have started thinking about preparing for survival in a scorched, post-apocalyptic wasteland. If you’re unsure as to what you should ‘pack’ for your journey into the unknown, then allow WWN to walk you through 5… Read more »