Category: WORLD NEWS

Judas Kissing Jesus To Be Redacted From Alabama State Bible

IN THE latest in a series of measures to de-homosexualise the state, Alabama lawmakers have passed a motion to redact verse John 18:1-13 from all bibles which details Judas kissing Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. Alabama Republican Gov. Kay Ivey defended her signing of the new bible legislation, which will also recall all current editions containing the passage, stating it was… Read more »

“Only We’re Allowed Spy On People” Google Tells Huawei

TECH giant Google has announced it will be barring Huawei from updates to its Android operating system as the Chinese smartphone maker is accused of doing exactly what Google already does – harvesting peoples information. The move comes after the Trump administration added Huawei to a list of companies that American firms cannot trade with, citing a… Read more »

US Focuses Attention On Iran As Venezuela Having None Of Its Old Bullshit

US President Donald Trump has turned the nation’s attention to the middle east once again following a failed coup in Venezuela and a massive war itch to scratch, WWN can confirm. Issuing a warning from America’s now official announcement platform, Twitter, Trump wrote the following words, all by himself: “If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official… Read more »

Rescuers Attempt To Free Trapped Gemma O’Doherty Down Rabbit Hole

RESCUE services in Dublin were called to an undisclosed location this afternoon in a attempt to free a European Election candidate who is believed to have become trapped down a very deep rabbit hole, WWN can confirm. Anti-Corruption Ireland founder Gemma O’Doherty reportedly fell down the dangerous rabbit hole following a Presidential bid last year, before eventually slipping… Read more »

Last Ever Palestinian Killed Overnight

THE United Nations has confirmed the death of the last known living Palestinian in Gaza yesterday evening following an Israeli airstrike which obliterated their home, leaving the once sovereign state now extinct and erased from existence. The remains of 23-year-old Jamal Hasan al-Louh was found by Israeli construction workers who were already busy removing the rubble to make way… Read more »