Category: WORLD NEWS

World Gonna Try Not Paying Attention To Trump For A Week

THE world has come together this morning to make the challenging but perfectly understandable decision to ignore US President Donald Trump for the week, favouring to just get on with their lives, WWN has learned. Growing increasingly irritated by the mere mention of the billionaire turned reality TV star turned sexual assault advocate turned politician,… Read more »

“How About I Rant For An Hour To Distract You All From How Much I’m Fucking This Up?”

OPENING his rip-roaring 77-minute speech that would provide endless headlines, US President Donald Trump asked the media “how about I rant for an hour to distract you all from how much I’m fucking this up?” before launching into a lengthy tirade against everything. With cameras rolling as journalists eagerly jotted down every word he uttered,… Read more »

Melania Trump Blinks The Word ‘Help’ In Morse Code

EXPERTS in Morse code are claiming the American first lady,¬†Melania Trump, blinked the letters ‘H.E.L.P.’ during her first official appearance as First Lady¬†at the White House on Wednesday to welcome Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his wife Sara. Standing outside the South Portico of the White House with husband, President Donald Trump, the 46-year-old… Read more »

Women Urged To Relax, Enjoy Their Second-Class Lives

FOLLOWING protests, demonstrations, anger, strife and general malcontent carried out by successive generations, women around the world are to be sat down and pleaded with to just finally accept their lot, and stop making such a fuss about it. With issues ranging from gender-based pay inequality, bodily autonomy, discrimination and sexual harassment all proving to… Read more »

Harrison Ford In Weekly Plane Crash

Locked into a contract with a number of movie studios, the terms of which dictate Ford maintains his ‘cool aging actor who is indestructible’ persona resulted in yet another near disaster as a plane he was piloting had a close call with a passenger plane. “Harrison was not attempting to do just about anything to… Read more »