Category: WORLD NEWS

Everything You Need To Know About Mitch McConnell

A REPUBLICAN politician of significant influence, Mitch McConnell is seen by many as the person most responsible for the lack of gun reform laws, an enabler of President Trump’s thinly veiled racist policies and the driving force behind increased divisiveness in US politics. Here’s everything you need to know about the 77-year-old Kentucky senator: Longest… Read more »

America Declared A Warzone

NATO have announced that the United States Of America is now officially an active warzone, after finally clocking up enough violent attacks, senseless killings and active combatants to qualify. America made the leap from “rough in places” to “dodgy enough” several years ago following the popularisation of mass shootings among the gun-wielding population, and has… Read more »

The Queen Growing Out Her Cocaine Nail

SETTING ASIDE a lifetime of trying to preserve Britain’s air of dignity, Queen Elizabeth II is finally dropping the repressed facade of impartial poise, grace and restraint in favour of growing out her coke nail. “The Union is disintegrating. C’mon, the fucking PM thinks he’s the King and can force through a no-deal Brexit even… Read more »

Where Are They Now: Seamus Bin Laden

IF ever there was a family that couldn’t catch a break, it’s the Bin Ladens. Following the death of patriarch Osama in 2011, the news arrived this week that his son Hamza has also died. Attention now turns to the rest of the grieving Bin Laden family as well as reigniting the question about what… Read more »