Category: WORLD NEWS

Disgusting! Pope Francis Still Hasn’t Watched The Wire & Is Failing Abuse Victims

IT’S not often that a piece of information comes across our desk that is so disturbing that we feel so outraged, upset and disgusted to the extent that we simply vomit for hours after reading it. However, today we learned something so heinous that it would turn anyone toward becoming violent almost instantaneously. Everybody’s favourite… Read more »

Sequel To Scottish Independence Referendum May Struggle To Recapture Magic Of Original, Critics Warn

THE MAJORITY OF critics have reacted negatively to the news that Nicola Sturgeon has ordered a sequel to the entertaining Scottish Independence Referendum of September 2014. “The drama, the hope, that plot twist and Christ, that depressing ending, the first referendum had everything. How are they going to match that this second time around?” queried… Read more »

AMAZING! This Man Stopped Reading About The Syrian War & It Just Went Away

DESPITE news reports suggesting that once again aid agencies are being blocked from providing besieged Syrian civilians with supplies, one Waterford man has reportedly brought an end to the conflict by simply ignoring it, WWN can exclusively reveal. In a heartwarming display of what can only be described as an act of anti-war defiance, Waterford… Read more »

Scotland Given Second Chance To Shit Themselves

A SECOND referendum on Scottish independence currently being proposed by Nicola Sturgeon would, according to experts, grant Scotland a new chance to ‘piss the bed and go running back to the safety of their betters in England’, it has been confirmed. Should the referendum go ahead, Scottish people will have one more chance to show they… Read more »