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A Politician’s Guide To Writing A Pathetic, Weasel-Worded Statement On Israel Murdering Aid Workers
IT’S A weekday ending in a ‘y’ so that must mean the IDF has committed at least one heinous crime ... -
Hopes Of Peace On The Horizon As Israel Bomb Iranian Generals In Syria
JUST WHEN people were losing hope that a secession from hostilities would ever be achieved, Israeli forces have successfully bombed ... -
1.2mn Arrested In Scotland On First Day Of New Hate Speech Law
OVER one fifth of the population of Scotland was arrested on the first day of the new hate speech law ... -
Tragic News: Prince Andrew In Perfect Health
IF RECENT health revelations pertaining to the royal family wasn’t enough this year already, the Palace has confirmed that brother ... -
Putin Confirms One More Day Of Torture Before ISIS-K Terrorists Admit To Being Ukrainian Special ...
RUSSIAN leader Vladimir Putin has again today insisted that Ukraine played a crucial role in the horrifying terror attack at ... -
Israel Accuses Israel Of Antisemitism For Being Part Of ‘Antisemitic UN’
A FLIGHT bound for New York and filled with Israeli diplomats, which turned back in the direction of Israel after ... -
Starving Gazans Claim Kate Middleton Pictured In Rafah In Desperate Bid For World’s Attention
NOTICING the endless interest and indefatigable passion the media and general public online greet Kate Middleton sightings, starving Gazans have ... -
“No Fucking Way, That’s Mad!” Shocked Putin Can’t Quite Believe Election Victory
“IS THIS A prank broski?” a shocked president Vladimir Putin said to his aides after securing an unprecedented fifth term ... -
“No Worries If Not” Varadkar Bravely Raises Issue Of Gaza With Biden
TAOISEACH LEO Varadkar has gone big in his condemnation of Israel’s actions in Gaza with the small caveat of profusely ... -
“I Just Can’t Be Arsed Anymore” Says Pyjama Wearing Kate Smoking A Fag Outside Adelaide ...
“I’VE IT up to my tits now with this royal crap, I just can’t be arsed anymore,” Kate Middleton told ...