Category: WORLD NEWS

“That Snowflake Had It Easy” Bitter Curiosity Rover Slams Mars Landing

THERE were shots fired on social media channels today after NASA’s Curiosity rover slammed the space agencies latest Mars landing rover, InSight, branding the robotic lander a ‘snowflake’, WWN can confirm. In an early morning series of tweets, the Curiosity Rover lambasted its fellow explorer for its “flowery landing”, stating it would “love to see if it’s still functional in 5… Read more »

Google Unveils New Auto-Complete Feature For Your Thoughts

GOOGLE has unveiled a helpful tool that will bring an end to the laborious and onerous task typing search terms, general queries and websites into its search engines. The tech giant’s new Auto-Thought feature which was installed earlier today has transformed everyone’s phones, laptops and tablet devices by allowing the transposing of people’s thoughts directly… Read more »

“Fuck This, I’m Taking Back Control”

QUEEN Elizabeth II has called on the British Army to storm Number 10 Downing Street this evening in a bid to relieve current Prime Minister Theresa May and her staff of their duties, WWN has learned. In an unprecedented move which will no doubt change the face of British politics forever, the Queen has insisted that she will now… Read more »

America To Ban Single Use Bullets ​

THE UNITED States of America has voted overwhelmingly for a countrywide ban on all single use bullets, such as the lead round nosed, semi-jacketed and full metal jackets, WWN can confirm. The ban could be enshrined in US law by as early as July 2019 in a bid to cut down on the number of bullets entering… Read more »

ISIL Break Up Over Creative Differences ​

“It is with deep regret and sadness that I announce to the world that we – the members of ISIS – are going to go our separate ways over a series of internal disputes which we feel there is no possible way back from and we would like to thank all our followers for their incredible… Read more »