Category: WORLD NEWS

Melania Trump Moves Into Specially Designed ‘Donald Trump Proof’ White House Bedroom

AS NEWS of Melania Trump’s official move into the White House today spreads, fresh reports have detailed the First Lady’s specific living arrangements as she seeks to Donald Trump-proof her bedroom. Reportedly splashing out upwards of $4 million dollars to renovate and alter her living quarters, the world’s leading interior designers and security experts have… Read more »

UKIP Melted Down For Glue

ALL currently active members of the United Kingdom Independent Party are to be rounded up into slatted lorries and brought to their nearest knackering yard, where they will be rendered down and used as materials for creating a wide range of glues, mastics and adhesives. The decision to send UKIP to the glue factory was… Read more »