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Mafia Distance Themselves From Comparisons To FIFA
THE MAFIA has been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to football’s governing body FIFA after it emerged two witnesses ... -
God Turd Found Floating In Space
AN OBJECT previously thought to be an asteroid from interstellar space has been downgraded to being just ‘God’s turd’ following an extensive ... -
Queen & Prince Philip Celebrate 70th Wedding Anniversary ‘Peasant Hunting’
IN typical royal family fashion, the Queen of England and her husband Prince Philip took to one of their many ... -
Breaking: Yemen Almost Newsworthy
BREAKING: the famine in Yemen, made possible by the use of US weapons by Saudi Arabia to target and destroy ... -
Mugabe Agrees To 4-Day Week As Dictator
A FRESH SPRINKLING of hope has been sprayed on the negotiations between Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe and the military, as ... -
“We Still Own This Place, Right?” Boris Johnson’s Dublin Meeting Off To Bad Start
BORIS JOHNSON’S remarks at a meeting in Dublin with Minister for Foreign Affairs Simon Coveney have sparked outrage after he ... -
POLL: What Is Your Favourite US Mass Shooting So Far This Year?
With 391 to choose from since the start of the year, please pick your favourite US mass shooting from our ... -
Kim Jong Un Attends First Meeting Of Pyongyang Weight Watchers
NORTH KOREAN insiders have revealed for the first time the true affect US President Donald Trump’s comments about Kim Jong ... -
What To Do If Your Child Asks If Conor McGregor Is Real
THERE comes a time in every parent’s life, when their child approaches them and asks that tricky question… is Connor ... -
Australia Vote ‘Yes’ Despite The Havoc & Destruction Marriage Equality Has Caused In Ireland
AUSTRALIANS currently celebrating their ‘yes vote’ to marriage equality which paves the way for Malcolm Turnbull’s government to put the ...