Category: WORLD NEWS

ET Claims ‘Phone Home’ Was Also Hacked By News Of The World

A PRIVATE investigator working for the News of the World allegedly hacked into ET’s  ‘phone home messages’ in 1982, a lawyer for the Extra-Terrestrial said today. ET’s name, intergalactic phone number, account number and password were found in material seized by police from the News of the World’s contracted private investigator, Glenn Mulcaire, in August… Read more »

17 Dead As Lunar Eclipse Breeds Mass Hysteria In Portlaw

SEVENTEEN people are reported to have been killed last night in what Gardai are calling a ‘spontaneous human sacrifice to the Gods’ in the county Waterford village of Portlaw. On what started as a normal Wednesday evening, residents were stricken by widespread panic as a deep red moon rose to the East in a horrific display of… Read more »

Really Scary Animal-Flu News Story Due, Warn Experts

HUNDREDS of Irish people may die and thousands more suffer serious bouts of anxiety from watching intimidating animal-flu news bulletins, an expert group of Waterford scientists have warned today. It recommends that the nation consider abandoning all forms of aggressive news propaganda during such periods and just carry on with their every day lives. It also says… Read more »

New Death Penalty Points System Tames Chinese Drivers

 The number of road accidents in China has almost dropped 100 per cent in the first half of this year after the introduction of death penalty points and on the spot executions, culminating in disqualification from life. Statistics released this month indicate that the number of accidents in Beijing in the first 6 months of… Read more »