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Woman’s Phone Has Just 47 Apps Misusing Her Data After Deleting Facebook
SENSING a huge rush of relief cascade over her entire body, one local woman is down to just 47 apps ... -
Sign Our Petition To Prevent The Release Of Trump’s Dick Pics
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a ... -
Outrage As Day Passes Without Outrage
THE internet has exploded in anger following 24 full hours of scandal-free peace, with everyone from angry teenage boys to ... -
“Here’s Some Settings, Now Fuck Off”
FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the data breach controversy involving Cambridge Analytica yesterday by introducing some new settings, ... -
Trump Makes Congratulations Card For Putin All By Himself
DESPITE pleas from his closest advisors, his family, his friends, his political allies, and the Russian government itself, US president ... -
23% Of Russians Who Didn’t Vote Putin Sent To Siberia
MAGNANIMOUS Russian leader for life Vladimir Putin has rewarded citizens who didn’t vote for him in the recent Russian election ... -
Pence Spends Entire Meeting With Taoiseach Thinking About Kissing Him
US VICE president and ardent bigot, Mike Pence, has spent the entirety of his behind-closed-doors meeting with Irish leader Leo ... -
Black Hole Shaped Hole Found In Universe’s Heart
A LEADING group of astrophysicists have observed the presence of a newly formed black hole at the heart of the ... -
White House Running Out Of Cardboard Boxes
AN EMERGENCY stationery order has been placed by the staff at the White House, after it was revealed that current ... -
Putin To Explain Spy Attack After He Stops Laughing
CALLED on by British prime minister Theresa May to explain how a former Russian spy was poisoned by the nerve ...