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Prototype For New American Flag Unveiled
THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which ... -
Trump Recognises Will Smith’s Noble Fight Against Aliens 22 Years On
THERE were solemn scenes at the White House’s 4th of July celebrations as US President Donald Trump paid tribute to ... -
Brave American Woman Stops Giraffe From Eating All The Leaves In Africa
AN American woman who came across a giraffe attacking dozens of leaves with its vicious mouth was commended for her bravery ... -
New CAPTCHYA System To Request DNA Sample
ARE you human? Yes? Great! Then you are one of the billions of biological entities accessing the world wide web that ... -
Barron Trump Detained After Mother Found To Have Lied On Visa Application
BARRON TRUMP has fallen foul of his father’s zero tolerance stance of immigration after consistent questions over Barron’s mother’s visa ... -
Chinese Takeaways To Enforce One Dish For The Rest Of Your Life Rule
A NEW ruling by the Chinese takeaway dynasty has decreed that from now on, only one dish will be available ... -
“We Were A Country Of Faking WMDs & Drone Bombing Kids, What’s Happened To Us?”
IN A RARE joint-rebuke of a sitting US president, former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama spoke out against ... -
Chickpea Shortage Feared As Chickens Lay Fewer Peas
RETAILERS are reporting a large decrease in chickpea stocks around the world as chickens are laying fewer peas, sparking an increase ... -
Statue Of Liberty Converted Into Prison For Immigrant Children
QUICK THINKING US Government officials have found a solution to the growing problem of finding somewhere to intern immigrant children ... -
Earth Unravels Overnight Leaving It Flat
US SPACE Agency NASA has confirmed that an unknown gravitational pull has somehow unravelled the earth overnight, leaving it flat. Hundreds of ...