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Brits Fucking Deaf Or Something
APPROXIMATELY 51.9% of the British population are to be booked in for hearing tests over the next 57 days or ... -
British Parliament Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act
UNLOADING 650 straitjackets out of the back of vans which had the name of a nearby mental institution written on ... -
Last Known Tamogotchi Dies In The Wild
SUFFERING what vets on the scene have confirmed as chronic battery failure, the last know tamotchi has sadly died in ... -
US Shootings Barely Newsworthy Now
MEDIA agencies around the world have agreed to not bother covering incidents of mass shootings in America unless the death ... -
Brexit: Here’s All The Embarrassing Things Britain Has Done In The Last 24 Hours
THE RECENT months have presented an overwhelming deluge of random acts of British political ignorance that has been incredibly hard ... -
“Just Give Us The Fucking Oil” Trump Calls For Calm In Venezuela
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has called on the people of Venezuela for calm following spiralling tensions in the South American country. Addressing ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
OCASIO-CORTEZ is the recently elected American congresswoman the media can’t help but talk about. A Democrat, but does not kowtow ... -
Meet Mark: The Man The World Is €300 Trillion In Debt To
AS IT stands at the time of writing the world economic debt is currently at 300 trillion with no end ... -
Overpaid Bank CEOs Strike For Worse Pay & Working Conditions
IN A SOBERING act of remarkable self-awareness, leading CEO in banks and financial institutions around the world have gone on ... -
God Ignores Yet Another Prayer Notification On His Phone
GLANCING at the home screen preview of the latest prayer notification on his iPhone Xs, God the Almighty made a mental note ...