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Not Enough Coke In Colombia To Get Don Jr. Through This One
COLOMBIAN drug cartel chiefs have issued concerns about their ability to supply enough narcotics to keep Donald Trump Jr. pepped ... -
“We’re Free” Dozens Of Scantily Clad Young Women Flee Berlusconi Villa
JUST moments after the death of former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Italian rescue services have reported a mass exodus ... -
Putin Actually Quite Hurt By Accusation He’d Be Type Of Person To Blow Up A ...
RUSSIAN leader Vladimir Putin has immediately expressed his considerable hurt at having his name mentioned in connection with a catastrophic ... -
Russia Issues 437,819th Warning To The West
THE KREMLIN has today issued a grave warning to the West over its conduct, stating in the strongest terms that ... -
Being A Horrible Bastard The Key To Longevity, Finds Report
WHETHER you’re a Nazi war criminal, a kiddie fiddler or someone who sings louder than the band at a concert, ... -
Half Of Animal Species In World In Decline Except Wasps, Unfortunately
HARROWING new research has shown that the populations of over 50% of animal species in the world are now in ... -
Weird: Billionaire Gets Engaged To Woman Of Own Age
DESPITE being one of the wealthiest men in the world, an American man has seemingly gotten engaged to a woman ... -
Zuckerberg Sticks €1.2bn Data Protection Fine On Fridge
UNFAZED Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg showed no reaction as he casually stuck his company’s latest data breach fine on his ... -
“And This Is Where We Vapourised 140,000 Innocent People” Biden Casually Tells G7 Leaders In ...
“All that was left of them were shadows engraved on the scorched concrete – incredible power when you think about ... -
Charles Sticks Crown Back In Press With Christmas Decorations
HAVING been well and truly coronated at the weekend, King Charles is to spend the next few days bagging up ...