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EU Files Adoption Papers For Scotland, Northern Ireland
EMERGENCY actions are being put into place to ensure the safety of Scotland and Northern Ireland by adopting them into ... -
Wiggas Granted Minority Status In America
THE much maligned and persecuted minority of ‘wiggas’ have been granted a protective ‘minority status’ in America, WWN has learned. ... -
The Hidden Message Theresa May Left In Her New Brexit Video
WHAT was first presumed to be a terrifying video of a robot spectacularly failing the Turing test has now been ... -
Company Offering Chance To Be Induced Into Coma Until Brexit Is Over
WOULD you like to be medically induced into a coma only to be brought back to consciousness after Brexit is ... -
May Claims Asylum In Ecuadorian Embassy In London
FRESH from asking the EU for an extension to the original Brexit extension, Theresa May has sought refuge in the ... -
5 Things We Learned From May’s Talks With Corbyn
DEPENDING on who you speak to the sight of Theresa May reaching out to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is either ... -
Putin Wondering If Electing Comedian In Ukraine Is Too Obvious
AIDES close to Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin have confirmed the leader is currently pacing his office, second guessing himself, ... -
“Disorder, Disorder”
SCREAMING the word over and over again for what must be three years, House of Commons speaker John Bercow begged ... -
Jacob Rees-Mogg Rescued After Slipping Through Street Grate
BREXIT champion Jacob Rees-Mogg is recovering with a nice warm bowl of thin, strained mushroom soup following a harrowing four hours ... -
Would You Look At This Prick
AS PART of WWN’s daily depressing update on the rights of minorities and marginalised communities around the world we are ...