Category: LOCAL NEWS

WWN Previews Ireland’s Play Off Opponents Denmark

WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!!! Despite Ireland’s passage to the World Cup being guaranteed after securing Denmark in the playoff draw, WWN is obligated to fill it’s regular sport preview slot, which it will do so reluctantly. While it is utterly pointless, we here at WWN Sport will nevertheless provide you the footballing public… Read more »

Irish Off-licence Shelves Empty As Preparations For Hurricane Ophelia Begin

THOUSAND’S of off-licence selves were left empty this evening as Hurricane Ophelia makes its way towards Irish shores while its citizens scramble for beer. “Many people have been left without cans and have resorted to begging outside shops,” said local emergency crew member Gerry Harte, “off-licence proprietors are urging customers not to bother travelling to the premises as they are all out of… Read more »