THE LAST 24 hours has seen many people breaking out in a wry smile and hearty chuckle after bearing witness to the British government’s ‘rehearsal’ for a no deal Brexit which involved a faked traffic jam of lorries headed for a port in Dover. However, such an easy dismissal of the British government’s public display… Read more »
A GROUP opposed to gender neutral public bathroom facilities has stressed that their viewpoint is not based on transphobia or bigotry, but instead on their embarrassment when it comes to cracking whopper dumps in the presence of co-workers or attractive people. With unisex toilet facilities on the rise, gender-equality activists have faced push-back from transphobic groups that… Read more »
AFTER NEWS of the apprehension of Irish citizen and suspected member of ISIS Alexandr Ruzmatovich Bekmirzaev in Syria reached Ireland, more information relating to ISIS recruitment of Irish people has been shared by leading terrorism experts. As many as half a dozen Irish citizens have been lured to the Middle East to take up a… Read more »
A LOCAL Waterford man has joined a growing list of people who have decided to postpone sorting their life out until 2020, completely bypassing 2019 when it comes to acts of self-improvement, WWN can reveal. Tony Higgins (25) had intended to lose a bit of weight, read more and stop calling his ex at 3am… Read more »
THE CHINESE government is looking into ways to recoup the money it paid to a group of unscrupulous Irish property developers who built a section of the Great Wall of China which is now badly affected by pyrite damage, WWN can confirm. Built by Hanratty, Morgan & O’Farrell, a firm which had entered and exited… Read more »
IRISH model and general woman person Glenda O’Connorman Roche has received floods of praise on social media yesterday afternoon for showing off her water wrinkles following a four hour bath. The 25-year-old Miss Solar System contestant posted several unedited images of her fingertips, which seemed to have shrivelled up due to her blood vessels constricting below the skin… Read more »
IN RESPONSE to the continued overcrowding on Luas trams during rush hour, Transport for Ireland has given the green light to a new double decker sized tram, WWN can reveal. Stressed out commuters have routinely complained about being packed into trams like a tin of sardines with worse smelling people and despite the introduction of… Read more »
AN INTERNATIONAL trans-continental investigation has been launched by Interpol to ascertain why Christmas crackers are so unbelievably shite, disappointing and poorly made with a vow to bring those responsible to justice. “This is an international conspiracy. People across countless nations are victims of piss-poor Christmas crackers and we must end this tyranny now,” confirmed head… Read more »
THE YEAR 2018 will represent the first ever year Irish families will formally adopt the Netflix home browsing menu as their key guide this Christmas, formally replacing the RTÉ Christmas Guide. Time honoured Christmas tradition in Ireland has always placed the bumper 14,000 page special edition RTÉ Guide at the centre of TV viewing, however… Read more »
