JOLTED out of the satisfying jeering with which many greeted the British election results and its continuing fall out, the Irish public was handed a gentle reminder of the country they live in via the front page of today’s Irish Times. Still basking in the warm afterglow of having an openly gay man as leader… Read more »
LEAVING Cert students were left dumbfounded at the announcement that they would be sitting a third Mathematics paper on Monday, following Paper 1 today and Paper 2 on Monday morning. The decision to throw an ‘exam grenade’ into the mix was made by the Department of Education following years of complaints that the current Leaving… Read more »
A LOCAL woman has been run out of her village by a pitch-fork wielding mob of angry savages, after admitting that she ‘never really cared’ for the sacred 1993 adaptation of Roddy Doyle’s ‘The Snapper’. Sheila McGuigham, 37, was set upon by a group consisting of villagers including some of her friends and family, who… Read more »
A LOCAL man with a propensity to crash and burn in even the most straightforward of social scenarios, is currently running a fake conservation through his head on the way to a real version of the conversation, WWN can reveal. Spotting someone he went to school with at a business networking event, Cian Kiernan immediately… Read more »
FRESH reports coming into WWN detail the news of yet another fucking donut shop opening up in the centre of Dublin City. Not content with having just 4,978 donut shops, a pair of entrepreneurial business people have decided that yet another shop in which you can buy overpriced donuts and rubbish coffee is just what… Read more »
A SAD fact which the mainstream media is refusing to report involves a strict observance of Sharia Law in Rathmines and Wexford, according to one local Waterford man currently foaming at the mouth. Richie Harlihy, with an address in one of the few non-Muslim policed areas in Ireland, is one of the few men in… Read more »
ONE WATERFORD mother’s nerves are so shot ahead of her son’s first foray into the Leaving Cert examinations that she has taken to just popping one or ten Valiums to calm herself. Nuala Andrews, mother of Ronan, was seen by WWN seated at her kitchen table, staring blankly at the wall while rapidly jigging her… Read more »
THE Irish media have taken to the streets in celebration after it was revealed that one of the terrorists involved in the deadly attack on London Bridge may have lived in Ireland for a while, making him an Irish terrorist and therefore ‘one of the best terrorists in the world’. Terror attacker Rachid Redouane lived… Read more »
IT was another weekend spent alone watching Netflix while eating an entire Dominos pizza for Waterford native Sean Naughton, while his girlfriend Marie Jennings enjoyed a night with some other man thanks to the terms and conditions of the open relationship that Naughton reluctantly agreed to. Naughton had agreed to the open relationship during negotiations… Read more »
