THE general population of Ireland has been advised to simply carry on with its day and not worry about the government part-awarding 5 billion euros of your money for a national broadband contract to a company owned by Fine Gael friend and businessman Denis O’Brien. Mr. O’Brien, who was found by the Moriarty tribunal to have illegally paid former… Read more »
FOLLOWING legislation stating that all backseat drivers should hold a full backseat driving license when traveling as a passenger in someone else’s car, waiting lines at backseat driving test centres around the country have quadrupled in length. To make sure you pass your backseat drivers test the first time around, be sure to prepare ahead of time…. Read more »
AFTER careful consideration the Fine Gael barely led government have announced the €3 billion National Broadband Plan will join Irish Water and the National Children’s Hospital in a long line of monumental fuck ups which cost the taxpayer dearly. “Honestly, hats off to Fine Gael this could be their Sistine Chapel of fuck ups,” confirmed… Read more »
THE DATE of the local elections are closing in fast (May 24th) and like a large portion of the public you may be struggling to keep track of all the upstanding members of the public putting themselves forward, vying for your vote. Not sure if your vote should go to the man on the poster… Read more »
WWN have had a sneak peak at RTÉ’s upcoming reality TV series ‘Say Yes To The Address’, and if you enjoy seeing displaced families in emergency accommodation being pressured into accepting unsuitable houses in unsafe areas by the Department of Housing and local authorities, then this may be the show for you. Each week we’re introduced to… Read more »
A PANICKING Taoiseach is today scrambling his best spin teams to try and save his career following a horrendous incident in which he found himself singing along to ‘Zombie’ by The Cranberries with a busker in Limerick, footage of which made its way onto social media. The video clip, which WWN will not show here… Read more »
IT’S that time of year again! The Late Late Show Country spectacular is upon us which has some viewers wondering how to cancel their licence fee but there is a far more simple alternative. Not interested in seeing Ryan Tubridy pretending to enjoy dirge after dirge of the most horrendous noise masquerading as music? Can’t… Read more »
HORRIFIC scenes unfolded at a Fine Gael meeting yesterday when violent, sub-machine gun-toting feral communists, frothing at the mouth, massacred the uninterrupted flow of the evening. The guns, which to the untrained eye looked like pieces of paper the communists read from to decry a decade plus of austerity under Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael… Read more »
AS THE SALE of media group Independent News and Media, which owns the Irish Independent among other titles, to a Belgian company is finalised it looks likely one of its main shareholders, Denis O’Brien, will make an estimated loss of €450 million on his investment. Upon first hearing this news, many people have reportedly struggled… Read more »
