IRELAND local councils and authorities has begun preparation for Storm Helene which brings threat of flooding, by unveiling a new bucket WWN understands. The bucket, to be shared across all councils, is 12 inches in diameter and is capable of taking on board a several litres of water and will form the central part of… Read more »
A SUNDAY BUSINESS Post/Red C poll has confirmed that President Michael D Higgins is likely to brutalise and liquidise the bodies of his rivals for the presidency before consuming them all in a soup. In the face of challenges from Sean Gallagher, Joan Freeman, Gavin Duffy and Liadh Ní Riada, Higgins’s lead in the race… Read more »
WITH more tourists flocking to Ireland than any other time in the past decade, Tourism Ireland has commended itself for initiatives such as the Wild Atlantic Way and Ireland’s Ancient East, while at the same time quietly shelving plans to ‘do something’ with the midlands. Although the vast majority of ireland is made up of… Read more »
LOCAL WATERFORD man and veteran of over 9,345 boils of the kettle Michael O’Farrell has just 47 unique and often imperceptible steps to making his perfect cup of tea, WWN can exclusively reveal. O’Farrell has built up a fool proof method to brewing what he considers to be the greatest living cup of tea in… Read more »
THE SCALLY report into the CervicalCheck scandal has made 50 recommendations after publishing its 170-page report, chief among them is the suggestion that Irish women should be treated like human beings. “Sounds fair enough. I checked up the definition of ‘human being’ just to be sure, turns out he’s right – women are people too,”… Read more »
RACISM is a scourge on society and is something we should all be aware of, never presuming it will die away without the collective will and effort of the majority of ordinary decent people. In a bid to highlight how Ireland needs to monitor, call out and work against the abhorrent stain on society that… Read more »
DUBLIN city landlords have come under fire yet again following the discovery of a rented out semi-detached home, which was entirely constructed from old Lego bricks, WWN can confirm. James Casey (56) had been 4 months into his €1890 per month lease on the 3-bedroom home when he discovered brightly coloured plastic bricks after scratching what he thought was a… Read more »
IN A BEWILDERING act that defies all basic logic one Waterford friend thinks her boyfriend would somehow be cool enough to be best friends with your boyfriend. Kayla O’Brien (26), who started seeing her boyfriend Ian only a few months ago is under the false impression he’s as ‘gas’, ‘funny’, ‘cool’ and ‘sound’ as your… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of an occupation by protesters of a vacant building on North Frederick Street in Dublin City and their subsequent ejection by masked men, the Government has rushed through emergency legislation which will see all faceless landlords of long vacant properties issued with balaclavas. It is thought the balaclavas can be used by… Read more »
