Category: LOCAL NEWS

Handshake Accidentally Turns Into Awkward Hug Thingy

A SERIES of unfortunate events, marked out by two people’s inability to observe social cues correctly, has resulted in a horrific instance of a handshake transforming into a poorly orchestrated half hug, leaving every one involved visibly embarrassed. Casual acquaintances Cormac Tilley and Declan O’Neill, who know each other because their girlfriends are friends, happened… Read more »

Local Man Always Looks Fucking Knackered

ACCORDING to reports emanating from the Galway area of Ireland, one local man always look completely and uttered knackered WWN has learned. Without fail and without exception, Gerard Kinsella, an IT specialist from Salthill always looks on the verge of some sort of epic breakdown brought on by exhaustion despite the fact that he is… Read more »

Local Man Suddenly An Expert On US Midterm Elections

A WATERFORD man who has previously displayed no prior knowledge of US midterm elections, their significance in American politics or what its mean to ‘win’ or ‘lose’ the House, has transformed himself overnight into the leading authority on the elections and their results, WWN understands. Donnacha Healy has taken to social media and face-to-face conversations… Read more »

Dr Taoiseach To Give A&E A Dig Out Over Winter

MAKING a complete u-turn on earlier comments that all hospital workers, including consultants, nurses and back-up staff must work “at full whack” over the Christmas holidays, doctor-turned-Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has canceled his lengthy seasonal holidays from the Dáil and vowed to ‘scrub in’ alongside the overworked, under-resourced staff of Irish hospitals. “Leo always has his… Read more »

Grim Gritty Grimness: We Review RTÉ’s Latest Grim, Gritty Drama

SUNDAY night viewing on RTÉ has just changed forever with the release of Hell Streets; the latest grim, gritty series from the state broadcaster, which presents a warts-and-all look at what is really going on in the crime-infested open sewers that we call the streets of our capital city. Starring Iochra O’Laoighre-Wellington as tough Dublin detective Declan… Read more »