Category: LOCAL NEWS

“Nice Of You Fuckers To Show Up For Once” Points Out Priest At Midnight Mass


A PRIEST, foregoing the unsteady truce between the clergy and Christmas mass goers, which involves pretending that he recognises everyone in attendance, has confirmed that it was ‘nice of you fuckin’ sin-soaked heathens to show up I suppose’. Spitting on the floor in their general direction, Fr. Willy Macken told parishioners of St. Declan’s church… Read more »

Denis O’Brien Diagnosed With Rare ‘Thin Skin Condition’


THE resumption in the New Year of Denis O’Brien’s legal action against the State has been thrown into doubt after doctors observing the court case called the billionaire’s health into question. Monitoring the billionaire for much of 2016, several medical professionals came forward to share their expert opinion, which suggested that Mr. O’Brien could be… Read more »

Bono Urged To Not Even Think About It


ORGANISERS and supporters at Apollo House have today issued an official open statement to U2 frontman, Bono, after he was spotted skulking outside the premises late last night Over 30 homeless people have been housed in the NAMA owned property after homelessness group Home Sweet Home and celebrity activists entered the building illegally in protest… Read more »