Category: LOCAL NEWS


Local Man Considers Neighbour To Be His Mortal Enemy

WITHOUT any clear reasoning, and unable to cite a specific incident, one Dublin man has nevertheless stated that he considers his next door neighbour to be his mortal enemy. “The head on him like, just look at him,” Dave Crennan, a Killester based man, confirmed with WWN as he peered out his sitting room curtains,… Read more »

Man Disguises Crushing Loneliness With ‘Fun Selfie’

A LOCAL man has attempted to disguise his crushing and continuing loneliness by taking one of those ‘fun selfies’ he has observed family, friends, coworkers and people he doesn’t even know taking and posting on social media. James Cashin (27), who previously had no idea how lonely he was until he discovered how happy people… Read more »

Galway Baby Born With Gills

EVOLUTION has taken another leap forward, with the announcement that a baby born to an Oranmore couple has been found to have a pair of gills, perfect for helping it survive in the almost 100% water atmosphere of the Galway region. Little Petey Henson baffled midwives and doctors following his birth after the discovery of… Read more »

Fucking Loser Still Doing Movember ​

DESPITE hundreds of new charity campaigns being launched in the last decade, a Dublin man has taken it upon himself to grow a moustache for the month of November in the hopes of raising money for the Movember campaign which is really uncool now and sad, WWN can confirm. On November 1st, absolute loser David Tynan took… Read more »