Category: LOCAL NEWS

President Higgins Visits Ancestral Homeplace

THERE were emotional scenes in New Zealand today after Irish president Michael D. Higgins visited his ancestral home of Hobbiton, located on the north island of the country. Higgins took time out of his presidential tour to visit the hills and valleys of his forefathers, with eye-witnesses claiming that the visit was full of emotion… Read more »

What To Do If You Spot Ibrahim Halawa In The Street

WITH known Muslim young lad Ibrahim Halawa now back on Irish soil, WWN can exclusively confirm that there isn’t a man, woman or child that is safe anymore. Halawa, who just returned to Ireland following four years in jail in Egypt, has yet to renounce the Muslim Brotherhood, or ISIS. The 21-year-old has also failed… Read more »

Media Arrested After Terrifying 8 Hour Rampage

THE PERPETRATORS behind a terrifying eight hour long social media rampage which left hundreds of thousands of people scrambling for their lives have finally been arrested today, WWN can confirm. The suspects, who were driving a series of news publications striking fear into the hearts of all those in their path, were last night being… Read more »