THE GOVERNMENT has stood firm on its insistence that the 27 EU member states are united on the issue of the Irish border and the desire to ensure a hard border will never be enacted on the island of Ireland. This insistence has come hot on the heels of a frank and cold admission from… Read more »
TAKING some time out from telling midwives, psychiatric nurses, paramedics, teachers and search and rescue workers that it is intensely selfish to ask for a pay rise, the Taoiseach wasted no time in immediately giving a pay rise of 750% to those responsible for cultivating his image online. “Please. Take what you want just don’t… Read more »
WATERFORD mother Helena McHarris has spent the better part of her day filling her family and friends in on the harrowing details of her morning, which the 58-year-old claims she was lucky to survive. McHarris, well known in her locality for never exaggerating anything, held one hand on her chest as she told the story of how… Read more »
MOVING scenes today in a Waterford warehouse where workers officially announced their intention to henceforth refer to Polish Andy as just ‘Andy’, honouring his 8 years of tireless work at Mackin Supplies LTD. Andrzej Glik (34), had politely endured the constant references to ‘Polish Andy’ despite the fact no other Andrew or Andrzej has ever… Read more »
THE IRISH Government has announced a €4bn investment in the impotence drug Viagra in preparation for a potential hard border with Northern Ireland after it seems more likely an outcome more now than ever, WWN can confirm. Over 4,000 barrels of the drug were bought from Cork’s very own Viagra production factory in Ringaskiddy owned by leading pharmaceutical… Read more »
THERE HAVE been calls from across Irish society for action after the latest research on the habits of Irish teenagers revealed that teenagers as young as 15 are staying sober for the entire duration of their weekends. While the news will come as a shock to many concerned parents, some have called it a ‘necessary… Read more »
DEFENDING THEIR decision to hike prices for the Allianz League games by as much as 33%, the GAA have stated that anyone opposed to the rises are sleeper agents for the Premier League and staunch soccer hooligans. “This is an Irish, culturally nationalist organisation, which means a 33% increase in price is actually a 33%… Read more »
PARKING meters with an extended maximum period of ten hours are to be installed along the M50 with the aim of generating €500mn euro in the first year of operation, WWN can confirm. Motorists stationary for more than 2 minutes will be required to spend a minimum of 3 euros to avoid being clamped under the new… Read more »
ALTHOUGH his city of residence offers more public transport options than any other place in the country, Dublin man Wayne Dardis insists on traveling to and from his place of work on a micro scooter, not unlike what one might see a child on. Dardis, a grown man, opts to scoot along the footpaths and… Read more »
