EARLIER this afternoon, just two hours ago, newly installed Taoiseach Varadkar spoke to President Trump in a phone call set up to congratulate the Fine Gael leader on his election to Taoiseach. WWN has obtained the full transcript of the phone call and has reproduced it in full below: Assistant to President Trump: Hold for… Read more »
THE Irish political establishment has appealed to the Russian government for answers, as it was sensationally revealed today that Vladimir Putin did not ask his security services to intervene in any way in the Irish elections of 2016. Said to be flabbergasted and offended, leading politicians came out in force today demanding an explanation for… Read more »
FIANNA FÁIL, the country’s largest opposition party, has confirmed it is as committed as ever to dragging the Irish public to the polls against their will, WWN can reveal. Having modified the ‘confidence and supply’ deal it enjoys with the government to become a more beneficial ‘confidence and sly’ model, Fianna Fáil has in recent… Read more »
GARDAÍ who bore witness to the Dublin football team’s slaughtering of Westmeath in Croke Park yesterday have spoken of the need to provide officers with counselling, in a bid to help them deal with the horrors they witnessed. “They don’t prepare you for anything like this in Templemore,” explained one garda who rushed to put… Read more »
A GROUNDBREAKING study has revealed that students looking to study in an environment free of annoying pricks may want to consider attending an IT outside of Dublin. The study, which saw researchers simply spend some time in the company of IT students based outside of Dublin as well as with those attending third level institutions… Read more »
A YOUNG office worker has been admitted to A&E suffering from an acute bout of malnutrition, after eating nothing but white bread sandwiches with a tiny sliver of ham and a meager scraping of mayonnaise for almost a full year. The young man, named locally as ‘that lad who never comes out for lunch’, is… Read more »
A WATERFORD based father is currently assessing the expression on his son’s face in the hope that it contains no trace of disappointment in the aftermath of receiving a nice white pair of knock off Adidas high tops. Feeling the crushing pressure of wanting his son to be happy and want for nothing, Waterford single… Read more »
UNSURE as to what time of year it is? Dubious about calendars? Never fear, one Waterford woman has conducted an independent inquiry into the passage of time, and has concluded that the year is flying in. Margaret McKenneth, 52, made the discovery earlier this week after realising to her horror that it was nearly July,… Read more »
MANY members of the public have expressed their surprise at the continued fallout from the appointment of Marie Whelan to the Court of Appeal and the implication that the controversy could bring down the government. “Funny that, I had always imagined an actual real scandal would bring down this take-the-piss Dáil,” shared one member of… Read more »
