THE Kinahin cartel has become the latest multi-billion euro consumer goods group to undertake pledges on recycling plastic packaging by vowing to use 100% recyclable wrapping on all drug shipments from 2020, an associate confirmed today. The shift will see Europe’s biggest importer and distributor of illegal narcotics paving the way to become the leading ecological cartel… Read more »
THE last remaining shreds of optimism surrounding the fate of Ireland following Brexit have been swept away by a tsunami of grim reality, with almost everyone on all sides finally admitting that ‘the whole thing is completely fucking fucked’. The facade of ‘it’ll be alright’ began to show irreparable cracks following Boris Johnson’s victorious campaign… Read more »
CALLS for a more representative and inclusive approach to covering Irish hills, mounds and mountains has been called for after the annual pilgrimage to Croagh Patricia was virtually ignored with the media preferring to lavish the male summit of Croagh Patrick with the lion’s share of coverage. “Every year there’s a pilgrimage on Croagh Patricia… Read more »
FEARING for the safety of match referees and staff over questionable calls on the field, the Gaelic Athletics Association has launched an optional witness protection program which will relocate referee’s abroad, WWN can confirm. The new measure launched shortly after the weekend’s All Ireland hurling semi-final, where the referees, linesmen and umpires came under fire for… Read more »
IN A LAST minute reshuffle of his first cabinet British PM Boris Johnson has named controversial ‘Soldier F’ as the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Fearful that he was at risk of appearing to be viciously ignorant when it came to Northern Ireland, its place in the Union and the negative effects of Brexit,… Read more »
STRADDLING A variety of ethical lines that govern their strict vegan outlook, a group of leading vegan scientists have developed a cheese that cries out in agony when being consumed. As more people pledge to eat less meat, vegans have been faced the harder task of changing the minds of people who just can’t see… Read more »
A WATERFORD based GP has been on the receiving end of enthusiastic praise after his clinical diagnosis and intervention is set to earn one patient a quick recovery from devastating heartbreak. 23-year-old Andy Dowdall had been left bereft and lovesick following being cheated on by his former girlfriend who shall remain nameless but is known… Read more »
DO YOU own a small business operating in the leisure sector and are worried about insurance provider Leisure Insure exiting the market leaving countless businesses at risk of closure? Well, the government is here to tell you not to bother them about any of this. “Honestly don’t bother calling or leaving a message, we’re not… Read more »
DUBLIN residents have admitted to being surpirsed at the serious lack of human remains being found following the collapse of a storm drain which left a section of the Grand Canal drained yesterday afternoon, WWN can confirm. Not one single body part or weapon was to be seen on the now dried out canal bed, leading locals… Read more »
