NEW figures from the Department of Justice have confirmed over 500 asylum seekers now live in emergency accommodation in hotels and B&Bs due to Direct Provision centres being at full capacity. WWN had prepared itself to compile an article on the news, however, the whole endeavour has been ruined by some racist pricks who piled… Read more »
WATERFORD building contractor Mark Tallon and his four-man crew are getting ready to crack into their first job of the day, right after a quick nip to Spar for a few breakfast rolls to back up the jambons and sausage pastries they got at 9 o’clock, following their cereal and toast before they left home this morning…. Read more »
“Don’t worry sweetie, daddy will hopefully be back at some stage tonight,” emotional bar manager Tony Holden advised his young daughter, ahead of the busiest day on his roster, “and if I’m not back, it just means daddy is trying to process today with the aid of some alcohol”. Tony Holden is just one of thousands of… Read more »
“YEP, that’s himself there in the back now,” said Waterford farmer Arthur McLennon, pointing towards the man in his mid-thirties tied up towards the back of one of McLennan’s sheds. “Caught him hoking below in the byre there in… Christ now, what would I say it is… August of twenty…. twenty thirteen, so it was. Aye, 2013,… Read more »
QUICKLY responding to a recent report which found there are now over 10,000 human beings homeless on the island of Ireland, members of the Fine Gael government have called on the army to tackle the problem head on. Blaming a mild Winter for the spiralling numbers, members of the government said that humane but urgent action is needed as herds of… Read more »
TWENTY three years after the Spice Girls burst into our lives with the smash hit single Wannabe, a sensational new book penned by band member Mel B has revealed the actual meaning behind the lyrics “zig-a-zig-ah”. Melanie Brown, in no way motivated to stir controversy because she has a book to sell and Spice Girls tour… Read more »
THE SOUTHSIDE section of the MetroLink will no longer go ahead after some TDs realised their local constituents might not reelect them if their constituency is inconvenienced by the minimal construction needed to upgrade the green Luas line. “We thought short and shallow about this,” confirmed Minister Eoghan Murphy, just one of the local TDs… Read more »
LEAVING cert students could be assessed from the time they are born instead of facing one set of exams at the end of 6th year, a new suggestion by the Department of Suggestions suggests. The new appraisal system will intrusively focus on every single thing the child does, with marks given or taken away for life milestones like their first scream,… Read more »
THE New York Times has reported nothing in the last 24 hours, WWN and all other Irish news outlets can confirm. Seemingly operating under reporting guidelines that are far removed from what must be adhered to here in Ireland, the egregious NY Times somehow managed to string together zero words and no images to back… Read more »
