EAGER to do their part to cut down on their impact on the environment, the Dublin criminal underworld have pledged to implement a car-sharing system to ensure they don’t burn out more vehicles than absolutely necessary. “Up to now, we had a ‘one murder, one burned-out car’ approach to our assassinations, and we will hold… Read more »
EXHAUSTIVE and far reaching investigations, reports, statements and reviews have returned the verdict that the Brits, without a doubt, remain completely witless when it comes to the thing they voted in favour of three years ago. Any fresh shoots of progress, compromise and common sense that could have emerged through recent local and continental elections… Read more »
THE CENTRAL Bank of Ireland has proudly unveiled new €100 and €200 notes which are set to be put into circulation across the Eurozone however, it is highly unlikely you will ever see them. The new notes are the same size of the €50 note, one you rarely bear witness to, meaning it will fit… Read more »
AFTER SHEDDING 78 seats in the recent local elections Sinn Féin leader Mary Lou McDonald has taken stock of what went wrong and how the party can recover going forward. “I’ll take a long hard look at all the possible reasons that don’t lay the finger of blame directly on me,” said McDonald very clearly… Read more »
CRIMINAL trials of all descriptions are sadly exploited and poured over in lurid details by newspaper editors and principle-less online news publications, but luckily for the public Irish tabloids are always a bastion of restraint and respectful reporting. The temptation to turn someone’s tragedy into titillating conversation pieces for rubbernecking readers must be quite high,… Read more »
COUNCILS across the country will shortly begin ripping out dangerous playground equipment such as slides and swings, and begin replacing them with a revolutionary new ‘big pillow’ play system. The new measure, which is completely edgeless and as soft as a kitten’s arse, is hoped to be enough to tackle the soaring cost of insurance… Read more »
IRELAND’S environmentally focused political party and former Fianna Fáil coalition partner are back in the big time with a strong showing in European and local elections. Get to know the Green Party in this easily compostable guide: Former government minister Eamon Ryan is the party’s leader and certainly leads by example. Putting the environment first,… Read more »
CAN’T afford the soaring price of rent in Dublin right now? Not fond of the idea of co-living? How about co-existing in cryogenic hibernation? One US company may have found a work-around for cash-strapped city-dwellers, and it’s a pretty cool one! “We got the idea after we heard that several firms were offering to freeze their… Read more »
OKAY folks, we’ve only got 120 seconds to share all the current results from local and European elections with you and depending on how fast you read we’ve just wasted anywhere between 5 and 50 seconds with this opening sentence. Sinn Féin have secured the sad face emoji result in the local elections as they’re… Read more »
