A QUARTET of Waterford women are ‘counting the days’ until their pal Sinead comes to her senses and dumps her current boyfriend, so they can unleash the 8 months of stored-up hatred they have for him in one unmerciful bitching session. Sinead Haslan has been dating Eoghan Martin, known locally as ‘a pure cunt’, since… Read more »
IT is believed that current President Michael D. Higgins may have put away over €300,000 worth of expenses every year over the seven years of his term in a bid to finance an as-yet-untested shin-stretching procedure that would see the diminutive head of State finally crack the five foot mark. In the run-up to the… Read more »
A FUNERAL procession with a coffin made in the shape of a 3 bed semi-detached home has been paraded around the corridors of Leinster House today as the government held a day of mourning for housing prices which according to a recent Daft.ie report have stabilised, only increasing by a pathetic 1.3%. Sobs, cries, wails… Read more »
IRELAND’S only functional opposition party have put forth their alternative budget proposals ahead of the Government’s impending unveiling of Budget 2019 and some of Sinn Féin’s proposed measures have raised eyebrows among voters. While there were plenty of reasonable proposals, the suggestion that Sinn Féin would impose an extra tax on being taxed has drawn… Read more »
WWN ENTERTAINMENT had the pleasure of sitting down yesterday evening and watching popular RTÉ show ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ How this show even got onto the air remains a mystery and a serious look at the RTÉ commissioning process must be undertaken to ensure it never happens again. Ahern, Taoiseach of the country… Read more »
WE’VE all been there. Suffered immeasurable heartache. The moments seared into our brains forever, the pain of it all echoing and reverberating around the chambers of the heart until the day we die. No entity knows this pain like Irish banks – 10 years ago the banks were heartlessly cast aside by an Irish public… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT has come out in force today to explain to many homeless people that they are not actually homeless at all, at least according to official Department of Housing figures. “There’s various ‘shades’ of homelessness, and some we frankly just don’t count as homeless so we’ve recategorised them,” explained the spokesperson. “Look all the… Read more »
WATERFORD plumber Liam Rollins may have bills to pay, he may have a schedule to keep, and he may have several other customers waiting for him to arrive, but his current client has asked him to bleed her radiators ‘while he’s there’ and there’s not really much chance he’s going to pass up an opportunity like… Read more »
WATERFORD man Ian O’Cahill doesn’t need his wife Helen to remind him about ‘how he gets after a few pints’ every single time he leaves to go to the pub, because he knows how he gets after a few pints; he gets awesome. “I’ve been drinking for 20 straight years” said O’Cahill, 32. “I know… Read more »
