Category: LOCAL NEWS


McGregor Definitely Learns Lesson This Time

LEGAL, MORAL and sporting experts have gathered together, unified in the opinion that UFC fighter Conor McGregor has definitely learned his lesson this time after his latest brush with the law. Staking their reputations on the matter, the experts said it was ludicrous to suggest McGregor’s name would appear in the papers in the future… Read more »

Liffey Dolphin Glassed Passing Temple Bar

A DOLPHIN which had been spotted swimming up and down the Liffey river earlier today has been admitted to A&E after falling foul of an altercation as it passed underneath the Ha’penny Bridge, beside the city’s popular Temple Bar area. News of the stray cetacea spread on social media this morning, before becoming the number… Read more »

5 Ways To Reduce Stress

HAS there ever been a generation more afflicted by such high stress levels than this current one? Trying to strike that work/life balance, paying bills, keeping a roof over your head – it can take all your energy sometimes to just keep on keeping on, suppressing that stress until you’re old enough to die of… Read more »

Pat Kenny Announced As New Head Of An Bord Pleanála

“WE are delighted to announce someone taking over the role who has a 100% record in winning planning disputes, knocking back other people’s permission applications – that’s kind of what we live for,” confirmed a spokesperson for An Bord Pleanála after he announced their intention to appoint broadcaster Pat Kenny to chair of the planning… Read more »