LEGAL, MORAL and sporting experts have gathered together, unified in the opinion that UFC fighter Conor McGregor has definitely learned his lesson this time after his latest brush with the law. Staking their reputations on the matter, the experts said it was ludicrous to suggest McGregor’s name would appear in the papers in the future… Read more »
A DOLPHIN which had been spotted swimming up and down the Liffey river earlier today has been admitted to A&E after falling foul of an altercation as it passed underneath the Ha’penny Bridge, beside the city’s popular Temple Bar area. News of the stray cetacea spread on social media this morning, before becoming the number… Read more »
HAS there ever been a generation more afflicted by such high stress levels than this current one? Trying to strike that work/life balance, paying bills, keeping a roof over your head – it can take all your energy sometimes to just keep on keeping on, suppressing that stress until you’re old enough to die of… Read more »
THE 2019 edition of the Irish Celebrity Hit List is set to be released shortly, detailing those well-known Irish celebrities that are still in the public’s good books, and those who have outstayed their welcome and WWN has gotten a sneak peak! Before we get into the list of who it’s OK to like, first… Read more »
MET ÉIREANN has today communicated to the public that Irish weather will consist of either raging storms or unprecedented heatwaves with no middle ground or respite from the divergent conditions, WWN can confirm. “Yup, this is pretty much it from now until your grandchildren ask why the fuck you didn’t do anything about climate change,”… Read more »
“WE are delighted to announce someone taking over the role who has a 100% record in winning planning disputes, knocking back other people’s permission applications – that’s kind of what we live for,” confirmed a spokesperson for An Bord Pleanála after he announced their intention to appoint broadcaster Pat Kenny to chair of the planning… Read more »
NEW legislation has been rushed through the courts ahead of the 2018 Christmas Season, to ensure that every Irish household has their Christmas tree up before the annual Late Late Toy Show, with heavy penalties for those who miss the deadline. The new law gives people just days to get their tree down from the… Read more »
A WATERFORD man’s claim that a 24-pack of Budweiser cans priced at €25 would be sufficient to cover him for the entire Christmas period has been found to be either a gross miscalculation based on out-of-date data, or a blatant, outright lie. Mick Haskill made the claim while shopping with his wife Carrie in Waterford… Read more »
IRELAND is well on its way to embracing racism on levels similar to other countries where the stench of anti-immigrant sentiment rots away, wafting from town to town, opportunistic politician to opportunistic politician. However, disturbingly it appears many people remain quite shy when it comes to vocalising how much they dislike others based chiefly on… Read more »
