Category: LOCAL NEWS

TDs Already Signing A Card For Enda Kenny

SOURCES inside Leinster House have confirmed that several Fine Gael and Independent Alliance politicians have already signed a ‘farewell card’ for the current Taoiseach Enda Kenny, and have so far raised €67.54 towards a carriage clock in a secret whip around. “There’s barely any room left to squeeze a name in, so TDs are now being… Read more »

Local Man Had Sex Last Night

STRUTTING into work with all the confidence of Ryan Gosling in a well-tailored suit, one Waterford based building supply worker was happy to share the fact he had ‘the sex’ last night with anyone who would listen. Peter Boland, 37, took to loitering around the canteen of Macken Building Supplies asking anyone and everyone if… Read more »