Category: LOCAL NEWS

How Mayo CAN Beat Dublin This Sunday

WHILE many GAA pundits have already handed over the Sam Maguire to Dublin for the next 25 years in a row, we here inside the WWN Sports Zone Centre HQ (WWNSZCHQ) have devised the perfect tactics for Mayo which would see them end the dreaded curse. WWNSZCHQ acknowledges that a Mayo victory would rank alongside… Read more »

RTÉ Launch “Ireland’s Next Top Garda”

THE hunt for the new Garda Commissioner is to be televised on RTÉ later this Autumn, in a glitzy reality-based TV extravaganza that will sift through hundreds of applicants in a bid to find ‘Ireland’s Next Top Garda’. To be hosted by either Katherine Thomas or possibly Nicky Byrne, INTG will feature an initial station-by-station search,… Read more »

Man Cheats Death After Noticing Mold On Slice Pan

A LISMORE man is counting his lucky stars after coming within inches of killing himself earlier today in his kitchen, WWN can reveal. Geoff Higgins, a 32-year-old IT consultant, was preparing his breakfast just like any other morning only to feel the eery hand of Death brush against him. “Coffee, banana, toast with several clumps… Read more »

“Jesus, You Can’t Say ANYTHING These Days”

AS PART of our WWN Voices series, we give a platform to people that we really shouldn’t. Today is the turn of Darron McTowell, a staunch defender of George Hook’s right to say whatever he likes, and a frequent presence in over 200 comments sections. Okay, great! I hope you’re happy feminist liberal Antifa pro-anti-everything…. Read more »