Category: LOCAL NEWS

Ireland To Test New Small-Talk Vaccination

IRELAND is to be the testing ground for a revolutionary new vaccine which medical experts are confident will eradicate small-talk from everyday life, easing millions of people from the everyday burden of chit-chat. Although thought to have been wiped out elsewhere in the world by the advent of smart phones, small-talk has managed to stay alive… Read more »

Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman

LOCAL man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking whatever God it was that put him on this earth for nudging his dad’s Y-chromosome sperm into the lead at the point of his conception 27 years ago, sparing him from spending his life as a woman…. Read more »