Category: LOCAL NEWS

Local Woman’s Attitude Unlikely To Get Her A Husband

THE highfalutin’ and freewheelin’ attitude of Waterford singleton Alice Wilson hasn’t won her the favour of any potential suitors in her hometown, with most people convinced that the 27-year-old is destined ‘for the shelf’. Wilson first came to the attention of her neighbours when she achieved 580 points in her Leaving Cert, thus moving her from… Read more »

“This Is Not An Election Budget” Confirms Taoiseach Day Before Election Budget

TAOISEACH LEO Varadkar has rubbished claims that tomorrow Budget 2019 is an election budget, WWN can confirm. Speaking while handing out ‘Vote Fine Gael’ leaflets at a Dart station in Dublin, the Taoiseach confirmed the budget was merely a sensible and prudent budget that was definitely not full of carrots being dangled before the electorate…. Read more »

McGregor Does Nothin’

IN A COMPLETE departure from much of his pre-fight bravado and prediction making it was revealed in the early hours of Sunday morning that Irish MMA fighter Conor McGregor had in fact done nothin’. Bemused UFC fights fans watched on as now 27-0 Khabib Nurmagomedov dominated the headline fight at UFC 229, reducing McGregor do… Read more »

Lyons Launch First Tea Making Barista Course

FOLLOWING in the footsteps of coffee, Irish tea blender Lyons have announced a four year tea making course in the hopes of eradicating poorly brewed cups of tea in Ireland, WWN can confirm. The announcement comes just days after a study into tea making revealed that 67% of Irish men and women can’t make a decent cup… Read more »

Local Man Doesn’t Like Texting, Answering Phone

A HARD to contact Waterford Man has exclusively revealed to WWN that he is incredibly reluctant to answer phone calls or answer texts. Damien Townsend, 33, has developed a pronounced allergy to answering his phone over the past decade often resulting him seeing the name of a friend, family member or co-worker flash up on… Read more »