Category: LOCAL NEWS

Neighbour’s Cat Now Your Cat

WWN would like to congratulate Waterford family the McAirdles on their new pet kitty cat, which they have acquired by simply moving into a house in a neighbourhood where someone else owns a cat. The McAirdle’s moved to Dungarvan earlier this year, and although they have no love for cats nor indeed any intention to get… Read more »

Meath & Westmeath Meet At Kinnegad For Reunification Talks

DELEGATIONS from the warring counties descended on the border town of Kinnegad, which was chosen as the venue for the first official reunification talks between the two entities. The People’s Republic of Proper Meath and the Sovereign Socialist Republic County of Westmeath arrived to the demilitarised zone of the Tesco’s car-park, bidding to end a… Read more »

So Your Fiancé Wants To Keep Her Surname

PLANNING a wedding? Forget flowers, cakes and cocktail sausages, what you need to sort out promptly is whether or not your bride-to-be intends to take your name after you’re married. If she is, then congrats, buddy. We wish you a lifetime of happiness. If not… you may want to consider your options… 1) Call off… Read more »