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“Hurricane Irma Has Nothing On Hurricane Charley,” Confirms Waterford Man
WATERFORD man Henry Gorman has admitted to being rather ‘teed-off’ by the incessant noise coming from TV, radio and online ... -
Brexit Could ‘Derail Irish Economy’, Take Your Sister Out To Dinner & Never Call Her ...
FEARS relating to the after effects of Britain leaving the EU are intensifying after the latest dire warning from experts. ... -
“Anything Happen While I Was Away?”
BREEZING into the office this morning at 9.05am, Garda Commissioner Noirin O’Sullivan was the picture perfect definition of a well ... -
There Probably Won’t Be A Nuclear War, Confirms Local Taxi Driver
THOSE expressing alarm about the escalating tensions between the United States and North Korea have been urged to ‘chillax their ... -
Local Woman Always Has Something Wrong With Her
LOCAL LISMORE woman Rebecca O’Dowd always has something wrong with her if her most recent 1,000 health complaints are to ... -
Ambulances To Be Fitted With Old Man Who Knows Roads ‘Real Well’
“AUL McCarthy, is it? Heart at him?” said Noel Coughlan, the 76-year-old man assigned to a team of paramedics operating ... -
Guide To Securing All Ireland Final Tickets From The Local GAA Club
SO you’ve followed your county to every single match they played; through hail, sleet, wind and rain but for some ... -
Smug Prick Bringing Camper Van To Electric Picnic
THE owner of a camper van heading to Electric Picnic is set to really rub it in the faces of ... -
Government To House Homeless Families In Ikea
SWEDISH furniture giants Ikea have agreed to a new scheme which will see several homeless families housed in the display ... -
Man Hides 100 Cans In Stradbally Ahead Of Electric Picnic
“THIS might actually be the single smartest thing anyone has ever done in history,” said Electric Picnic ticket holder Paul ...