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Property Porn: Can You Reach The End of This Article Without Cumming?
HI there. All over Ireland, sexy property is waiting to get YOU off. What’s your kink? Do you like the ... -
Government Unveil New ‘Homeless Plough’ To Clear Streets During Winter
CLEARING Dublin City streets of unsightly homeless people can take several hours every morning, with business owners, Gardaí and council ... -
Bob Geldof Returns His Freedom Of Who The Fuck Cares
BOB GELDOF has rocked the world with his latest move to honestly, who the fuck cares, WWN can report. Prone, ... -
Woman Enters 25th Year Of Pretending To Be A Lesbian
LOCAL woman Marie Finlan is reported to be sticking with her pretense of being a lesbian after a quarter of a ... -
Iarnród Éireann To Use ‘Low Rail Adhesion’ Excuse For Next 4 Months
THERE were huge smiles throughout Iarnród Éireann today, after senior management gave everyone the go-ahead to use the excuse of ... -
Man Hates John Lewis Ad For 7th Year In A Row
A LOCAL man with an undiagnosed case of hating things most people seem to like has gone on record for a 7th ... -
Nation Agrees Not To Bother With Poppy Debate, Gets On With Its Day
WHILE the temptation was certainly in place for members of the Irish people to become engaged in vitriolic exchanges relating ... -
5 Best Nicknames For Non-Obese Kids
WITH huge numbers of Irish children now in danger of obesity, WWN takes a look at how playground insults may ... -
‘Don’t Be Mad That We Know How This Shit Works’ Say Tax Avoiders
A GROUP of wealthy celebrities, business people and assorted tax avoiders have issued an angry statement following the release of ... -
Man Shot In Non-Posh Part Of Dublin
ONE, possibly two news crews have descended on a non-posh part of Dublin to report on a crime which hasn’t, ...