Category: LOCAL NEWS

Stretch In Evening Upgraded To ‘Grand’

Met Eireann have upgraded the stretch in the evenings to “Grand” following a week of slightly more daylight between 5pm and 7pm. The move follows several months of evening stretches which were deemed poor or non-existent and has been welcomed across the country, particularly in the agriculture sector. “Jaysis there’s a grand stretch in the… Read more »

Astronomy Ireland: Full eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead to be visible over Ireland tomorrow

A FULL eclipse of Marty Morrissey’s forehead will be visible over the Irish skyline shortly after daybreak tomorrow morning, Astronomy Ireland has revealed today. Irish citizens are expected to do a double take when they see the forehead peering over the southern horizon. Weather permitting, observers should begin to see Marty’s curly locks appear between… Read more »

Garda Ombudsman Offices Bugged, No Intelligence Found

A report in the Sunday Times yesterday revealed the offices of the Garda Ombudsman had been bugged, indicating there could have been a serious information breach. The Ombudsman, an independent Garda watchdog, could have potentially suffered a major blow to security and its ongoing investigations as emails, wifi and phone systems have all been hacked…. Read more »

Chaos As Team Of Concern Charity Workers Trap Hundreds Of Innocent People In City Centre

UP TO three hundred innocent people are feared to be trapped in John Roberts Square today after a team of strategically placed charity workers invaded Waterford city at around 10am. Brandishing fake smiles and clipboards, the team of three men and four women surrounded the pedestrianised city square this morning, cleverly ignoring passers by entering… Read more »