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Kid Playing ‘Doctors & Nurses’ Collapses After 19 Hour Shift
A WATERFORD child is being treated for exhaustion and stress after a game of “doctors and nurses” became a little ... -
Good Luck Figuring Out The Source Of This Meltdown, Screams Toddler
THE parents of currently-shrieking Waterford tot Eddie Henlan have admitted that they are utterly clueless as to why he started bawling ... -
Rosary Bead Clutching Increases 400% As Wording For ‘8th’ Replacement Released
RESIDENTS in Ireland have reported hearing the loud and unmistakable sound of rosary beads being clutched defiantly as news broke ... -
There Were Hundreds Of Court Cases Today But We Chose This One Involving A Foreign ...
DESPITE the vast array of court cases around the country involving Irish nationals, ranging from the ultraviolent to the sexually ... -
Scientology To Team Up With Catholic Church For Some Mad Shit Altogether
TWO of the biggest religious organisations on the planet are to put aside their decades-old differences and come together for ... -
Child Abuse Makes Unwelcome Return To News After Week Off
AFTER a brief sojourn away from the headlines, the abuse of children has made its return to news bulletins and ... -
Government Hires Unspin Unit To Tackle Spin Unit Mistakes
THE government has acted decisively in a bid to stave off accusations that they have, in collusion with cash-strapped media ... -
Craic May Rise To 91, Fear Experts
THE hands of the craic doomsday clock have been moved forward by experts for the first time in nearly 20 ... -
Nurses Whinging Again
A SPOKESPERSON for the government and the HSE has expressed their dismay at the fact a social media post from ... -
Hairdresser Really Couldn’t Give A Fuck What You’re Doing At Weekend
WATERFORD stylist Emma Reilly has today exhaustively broken down mid-highlights, admitting to the woman who’s hair she was working on ...