Category: LOCAL NEWS


Gardai Looking To Question Karma Following Gilligan Hit

  DUBLIN DETECTIVES have said they are currently looking to speak to Karma following the shooting of drug trafficker John Gilligan last night at a house in Clondalkin. Gardai announced their ‘only prime suspect’ this morning after questioning numerous residents in the Greenfort Crescent housing estate last night. “One name kept popping up so we… Read more »

Cliffs Of Moher To Be Lowered Due To Safety Fears

THE WILD Atlantic way promises to become one of the most scenic drives the world has ever seen, but with tough new EU safety measures, it could come at a cost. The €10 million initiative, which will see a 2,500km coastal route stretching from Donegal to Cork, will have to adhere to strict guidelines laid out… Read more »

‘Could You Not Protest In English?’ Government Asks Irish Language Protesters

A week after a 10,000 strong protest took take place in Dublin, another protest was carried out by those seeking protection for the Irish language. Yesterday’s protest took place in Spiddal, Co. Galway and was yet another strong indication that Irish speakers are unsatisfied with the Government’s handling of the Irish language. Outgoing Irish language… Read more »

Calls For Cull On Healy-Rae’s

THE DEVASTATION caused by an ever increasing number of Healy-Rae’s on the west coast of Ireland has reached epidemic proportions, it has been revealed today. Locals have asked the government for a cull on the strain of human, which has so far cost the tax-payer millions of euros in damages. “They’re everywhere you look the… Read more »

Kerry Whistle Blower Worried About His Future

TRADITIONAL MUSIC enthusiast Michael Walsh finished his set to an ecstatic applause from the punters of the Hogs Head bar in Tralee. He wiped down his moist whistle and took a well deserved bow; his polished smile hiding his ever racing mind. “This could be my last ever performance.” he told me backstage, sipping a… Read more »