Category: LOCAL NEWS

Assad Regime Behind Dail Lock Out Protest, Warns Irish Media

THE IRISH press has warned that the Assad regime maybe behind the lock-out protest at Leinster house today, which is currently being overseen be a substantial number of Gardai. Hundreds of officers were drafted in amid fears that demonstrators would attempt a military style coup on the Government, coining the phrase ‘The Cathoilc Spring’ among witty… Read more »

Coppers To Be Declared Unesco World Heritage Site.

Irish tourism received a major boost today following the announcement that Coppers, Dublin’s beloved nightclub, will be awarded heritage status by Unesco; the arm of the UN which promotes science, education and culture throughout the world. The honour was bestowed upon the exalted late night venue following a lengthy process. Dublin’s Lord Mayor Oisín Quinn… Read more »

‘Slane Girl’ Photo Bringing Out The Best In Everyone

A PHOTOGRAPH depicting a man receiving oral sex while apparently at Slane over the weekend has highlighted everything that is right with Irish society and internet culture. The photograph which amounts to amateur pornography is being willfully shared across several social networking sites by righteous individuals. Many users spent considerable time carefully perfecting pun-heavy jokes… Read more »

Spraoi: ‘Rogue’ Mime Artist Tragically Suffocates Inside Glass Box

MINISTER for Arts, Heritage and the Gaeltacht , Jimmy Deenihan, has called for an enquiry into the death of a street performer who died tragically at the Spraoi arts festival this afternoon in Waterford city. Nikolai Mackrevich, originally from Russia, suffocated inside a glass box which he was secretly using for his theatrical street performance. Mackrevich, 47,… Read more »