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Irish Data Commissioner To Punish Facebook Once It Gets Dial Up Working
THE IRISH Data Commissioner’s office has been a hive of activity in recent days trying to grapple with the fallout ... -
How To Spot An Account Hacked By Pro-Life Trolls
AS campaigners on both sides of the upcoming referendum continue to gather as much support as they can, there have been ... -
Ireland To Test New Small-Talk Vaccination
IRELAND is to be the testing ground for a revolutionary new vaccine which medical experts are confident will eradicate small-talk ... -
Fears Grow Women May Never Return To Kitchen
CONCERN is mounting among Irish men that the day when women were quiet, contented and never far from an oven may ... -
Friends Both Hope That The Other One Cancels Plans
SEVERAL weeks ago local friends Alan Lyons and Dave O’Dowd made half-hearted plans to meet up for a drink, all ... -
Local Man Glad He’s Not A Local Woman
LOCAL man Kevin O’Cunratty took a moment yesterday to pause and look around at the world he lives in, before thanking ... -
Satan Marks 25th Of May On Calendar
FOLLOWING the formal announcement by the government that a referendum on the repeal of the 8th Amendment of the constitution ... -
Floods Of People Donate Their 2 Cents To The Rape Crisis Centre
WWN has learned of a significant number of people donating their two cents to rape crisis charities, with the majority ... -
Spin Unit To Be Wound Down, Altered Slightly & Hidden From Public View
THE TAOISEACH Leonardo Varadkar confirmed yesterday to his cabinet that the Strategic Communications Unit (SCU), used to distribute Taoiseach seflies, ... -
Defence Forces To Recruit 480 People Who Like Guns, But Not Shooting Them
RECRUITMENT is under way in the Irish Defence Forces with the army, air force and navy expressing a desire to ...