Category: LOCAL NEWS

Newgrange Broken

DOZENS of revellers attending the annual Winter Solstice at Newgrange in County Meath this morning have reported that the prehistoric monument seems to be broken, and doesn’t work at all. Speaking at the mound, historian Dermot Phelan said he believes the 5,000-year-old passage tomb may have been damaged in the recent storms or something. “The… Read more »

Spire Finally Useful For Something

A PROMOTIONAL stunt by the makers of Star Wars The Force Awakens aimed at turning the Spire in Dublin into a giant “lightsaber” was welcomed by all yesterday, as it finally gave the onerous monument some sort of purpose in life. The €4m Spire, officially titled the “monument of light”, has garnered nothing but shrugs… Read more »