Category: LOCAL NEWS

Weird Auntie Eileen To Stay The Weekend

A WATERFORD family has been placed in a state of panic after their auntie Eileen confirmed she would be down on Friday evening with the intention of staying the entire weekend. The Finley family, with an address in the Blenheim Heights area of Waterford, had feared auntie Eileen, 54, would invite herself for the full… Read more »

Moving Statue Reports Down 67% From Last Year

THE Church has warned that recent events in Ireland are directly responsible for the decline in of moving statue reports across the country, claiming apparitions are down almost 67% from last year. Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin told WWN the worrying drop in figures could be related to the recent marriage referendum and warned of… Read more »

John Waters ‘Relocating to Uganda’

IRISH columnist John Waters announced today that he is relocating to Uganda and will cease his Irish journalistic career indefinitely. The 58-and-a-half-year-old made the comments while queuing at a departures desk in Dublin airport this afternoon. Mr. Waters’ departure comes just hours after a majority Yes vote was announced in the marriage equality referendum. “I’m… Read more »