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Everyone In Ireland To Have Won The Lotto By 2089
IF THE rate at which people win the Lotto jackpot continues, everyone in Ireland will be millionaires by 2089, according ... -
Homeless Kid Hoping Teacher Doesn’t Ask For ‘How I Spent My Summer Holiday’ Essay
ALTHOUGH Dublin pupil Will Keelan is delighted to be heading back to school after a long summer of wandering around during ... -
Revealed: The Rock That Sean Gallagher Climbed Out From Under
FOLLOWING a hiatus from the public eye welcomed by the public, businessman and Dragons’ Den person from ten years ago, ... -
Local Grandmother Heartbroken After Grandkids Start At Educate Together
WATERFORD harridan Deirdre Malley has spent the morning in floods of tears as she attempted to come to terms with ... -
Naas To Be Relocated West Of Ireland To Curb Dublin Traffic
AN BORD Pleanala has greenlit a €30bn proposal to relocate the entire town of Naas to the West of Ireland in ... -
Irish Women Failing To Live Up To Molly Malone Bust Standards
A RECENT study has shown that when being directly compared to the bronzed ample assets of sweet Molly Malone, the ... -
BREAKING: The Absolute State Of Róisín’s Outfit Today
OFFICE GOSSIPS have confirmed beyond reasonable doubt the absolute state of Róisín’s outfit, WWN can confirm with further claims being ... -
All Local Man Needs Is The Word ‘Migrant’ In Headline To Piss Him Off
ONE LOCAL man need only see the word ‘migrant’ in the headline or byline of a news story in a ... -
Jacob Rees Mogg Invited To The Falls Road To Talk About Irish Border
PRO-BREXIT MP Jacob Rees Mogg has been invited to talk with the residents of the Falls Road in Belfast and ... -
Embarrassing Scenes As 400,000 People Turn Up To Papal Mass A Day Late
SOME 400,000 people have been left with egg on their faces after they began turning up to the Papal mass ...