Category: LOCAL NEWS

Nation To Freeze To Death By 5pm

CHARACTERISTICALLY unprepared for weather other nations would sunbathe in, Ireland faces complete freezing by about 5pm today, with the entire population certain to die. A variety of reasons for the total annihilation of Ireland has been provided by Met Éireann in its extensive report entitled Snow: Ah What The Fuck Do We Do? Met Éireann… Read more »

Banking Inquiry Marred By Colour Of Dress Debate

IRELAND’S banking inquiry has been derailed today as TDs sitting on the committee into the inquiry bicker intensely over the colour of a dress. Earlier this morning as David McWilliams tried to complete his evidence while wearing a cool jacket made entirely about of his new book, TDs were caught up in angry exchanges. “It’s… Read more »