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4 Years Of Life Spent Waiting On Shop Assistant To Press ‘Okay’ On Card Machine
A SHOCKING new report has estimated that the average consumer spends up to 4 years of their life waiting for ... -
Government Lucky Population Too Lazy To Revolt
FINE Gael have convened in government buildings for their weekly sigh of relief that they haven’t been overthrown by an ... -
Irish Judge Walks Free After Failing To Jail Violent Criminal
THERE has been pronounced anger displayed among the Irish public this morning after news spread of a judge being allowed ... -
Insomniacs Urged To Watch Ireland Play Football In Order To Sleep
THE FAI are celebrating the news that they have, in the last few moments, sold the last of 50,000 tickets ... -
5 Distractions That Stop You From Noticing How Embarrassing Irish Politics Is These Days
WITH so much going on in the world each and every day it’s hard to find the time to truly ... -
Personalised Lyons Tea Mugs Going On The Black Market For €500
GARDAÍ are warning tea drinkers over black market Lyons tea mugs which have been traded for up to €500 on the ... -
Crippling Post-Brexit Recession Worth It Just To See Look On Brits’ Faces
A NEW study has shown that the majority of Irish people have no fear about the potential impact to the ... -
Local Psycho Actually Likes Shite Weather
AN APPARENT psychopath has declared his fondness for shite and inclement weather, specifically the horrid unremitting bleakness associated with the ... -
Government Celebrate Missing Yet Another Housing Target
USING the one unpopped party popper left over from an epic Budget 2019 Festival, the government quietly celebrated missing yet ... -
Garda Whistleblower Tribunal Confirms Callinan’s Pension Still Nice & Safe
A REPORT into the treatment of Garda whistleblowers by senior Garda has vindicated whistleblower Garda Maurice McCabe while pointing to ...