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Local Man Can’t Get Over Fact Plumber Is A Woman
WATERFORD native Padraig Towlin is struggling to keep it together after a rather usual event occurred in his home yesterday ... -
HSE Down To Last Wire Brush, Bottle Of Dettol
ANYONE currently awaiting treatment for ailments ranging from chronic piles to chronic pyorrhoea have been advised to check with their ... -
DUP To Reject Any Deal That Doesn’t Involve The Queen Breastfeeding Them
AS BRITISH PM Theresa May battles for her political life in the House of Commons, facing off opposition to a ... -
Stop Fucking Everything; There’s A Hare Loose In A Supermarket In Gort
WE interrupt your social media feed to bring you breaking news of a hare, an actual fucking hare like, which ... -
Poll: Do You Think Ireland Should Join An EU Army?
FRENCH President Emmanuel Macron has, in recent days, called for the formation of European army citing the fact the United ... -
Drogheda Tourism Board Quits
CLOSING the glass front door on the town’s only information centre, staff from Drogheda’s tourism office said one last goodbye to their place of work as ... -
Varadkar Not Ruling Out Making Border Deal All About Him
AS THE TORY party begins the process of tearing each other limb from limb and stabbing each other in the ... -
Accused Walks Free After Male Victim’s Boxer Shorts Shown To Jury
THE LEGAL profession has come under the microscope after reports emerged that the oversized boxer shorts belonging to a man, ... -
“Dance Monkey, Dance,” Landlord Tells Potential Tenants
WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the ... -
Handshake Accidentally Turns Into Awkward Hug Thingy
A SERIES of unfortunate events, marked out by two people’s inability to observe social cues correctly, has resulted in a ...