Category: LOCAL NEWS

Playground Study Confirms Girls Are Gross

THE final playground poll of the school year conducted among boys aged 5-9 has found once again that girls are gross, WWN can exclusively confirm. The findings come as primary schools across the country prepare to finish up the term and break for summer, and confirms yet again what is on the minds of young… Read more »

Local 40-Year-Old Unlikely To Ever Do Coke At This Stage

FATHER-of-three John Keeling has admitted to WWN that his days of experimentation with drugs are ‘well and truly over’, leaving him with several narcotic substances that will forever remain un-checked off his ‘drug bucket list’. Keeling, 40, tried a joint one time when he was 17 and ‘quite enjoyed it’, before being told by every… Read more »