Category: LOCAL NEWS


Government Hire Hypnotist To Convince Nation There Is No Homelessness Problem

ON THE FOOT of the Taoiseach’s recent assertion that Ireland’s homeless levels are actually remarkably low and something to be proud of, the government’s newly installed Communications Unit has hired a hypnotist to convince the Irish public homelessness ‘isn’t even a thing’. “We’re just conscious of the fact that many members of the public are… Read more »

Woman Enters 25th Year Of Pretending To Be A Lesbian

LOCAL woman Marie Finlan is reported to be sticking with her pretense of being a lesbian after a quarter of a century, according to sources in her small, rural hometown. Having initiated her ‘lesbian phase’ in the early nineties after returning from trying to be cool while attending college in Dublin, Waterford local Finlan was expected to… Read more »