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Five Euro Pints Are To Local Man What Bathwater Is To Barry Keoghan In ‘Saltburn’
ONE LOCAL Dublin man has confirmed that his obsessive all-consuming desire for five euro pints is only comparable to the ... -
Mother’s Dying Wish Is To Attend ‘Pleasure Boys’ Tour
DESPITE a recent and devastating terminal diagnosis, 69-year-old Waterford mother Triona Hanley is not wasting time on tears, focusing instead ... -
Poll: Should People Require Written Permission From Israeli Ambassador Before Appearing On Late Late Show?
IN THE WAKE of Israel’s ambassador to Ireland Dana Erlich saying RTÉ gives a ‘free pass’ to Palestinians in its ... -
Toddler Relaxes After Long Day Of Thrashing The Gaff
IN ADDITION to his mid-morning and mid-afternoon naps, a local Meath based toddler has been so exhausted by his daily ... -
Irishman’s Inherited Famine Trauma Not Strong Enough To Take Interest In Starving Palestinians
NEVER missing an opportunity to berate an ignorant British person over the aggravating role their homeland in the purposeful starving ... -
PETA Back Calls For More Animal Products To Be Tested On Humans
ANIMAL RIGHTS advocacy group PETA have said not enough animal products are being tested on humans, WWN can report. “We ... -
Everything A Money Racket, Insists Local Dad
DESPITE not fully hearing what his son Darragh had said, local father Aidan Tierney preemptively dismissed whatever service or product ... -
“You Union Jack Shaggers Better Get Used To 2nd Class Citizen Status” Says Michelle O’Neill, ...
WITH the DUP finally getting over their two-year sulk and accepting the fact Northern Ireland will have a nationalist first ... -
Aoife & Jack, Once Lauded As The ‘It Couple’ Of St Teresa’s Third Year Announce ...
IT IS THE news that has ROCKED St Teresa’s third year with at least 11 separate Snapchat accounts reporting ‘Oh ... -
Department Of Welfare Worker Signed Off For 6 Months For Stress After Being Asked Question
A HARROWING case of chronic on-the-job stress has been uncovered by WWN’s investigative unit after one social welfare recipient came ...