MANY people’s worst fears about scented candles since news of their cancer causing powers emerged have been realised after an innocent family was hacked to death by what officers believe was a Yankee Candle Lemon Lavender. The scene at a Bundoran home in Donegal resembled a horror movie, according to journalists who haven’t seen inside… Read more »
LONG speculated details of Sinn Féin’s ardfheis have now been confirmed with news that Gerry Adams will deliver his main speech dressed as 1916 leader Pádraig Pearse. “I think the public will get the message,” Adams said, confirming his party’s attempt to closely align themselves with the ideals, actions and vision of the 1916 leaders… Read more »
SUPPORT groups for the elderly have warned of an alarming increase in the number of older people being coerced into posing for photos with their young relatives, who then share the images on social media. Pensioners of all ages have found themselves photographed while wearing a confused, sad look on their faces, while their nieces,… Read more »
THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of Irish adults who are emoji illiterate, a new study has revealed. The recent surge in use of emojis to replace some if not all forms of communication has led to a picture based system of expression, but as many as 67 in every 100 Irish… Read more »
HAVING spent 15 of his 28 years on this earth at school, local man Ian Connolly should be more than capable of applying everything he learned during that time should the occasion arise. However Connolly broke down today at a press conference and admitted that the vast majority of the mathematical knowledge that was drilled… Read more »
SERIOUSLY proud to be Irish today as news has emerged of a fairly average review of Ireland as a tourist destination from a couple all the way from AMERICA. Class! We Irish are known around the world for being a hospitable sort, so to have this constantly trotted out trope validated by a random couple… Read more »
REPORTS are coming into WWN headquarters describing a situation at a house party on Saturday night, where it is believed that one pathetic teenager was unable to down a naggin of raw spirits in one go. The ability to “skull” large amounts of alcohol is essential to any Irish teenager who hopes to gain the… Read more »
GARDAÍ looking into the as-yet-unsolved case of the 1996 murder of Sophie Toscan Du Plantier in West Cork are to bring in specialists from the Manitowoc County Sheriff’s office in Wisconsin, USA, in a bid to finally bring the killer of the French film producer to justice. Sergeant Andrew Colborn and Lieutenant James Lenk will… Read more »
NEWS that Luas staff will strike for four days over two 48-hour periods has sent shockwaves through the Dublin commuting community. In recent years, many commuters have become accustomed to travelling in and out of the city with minimal fuss and in a timely fashion, but the announcement of a strike will see Dublin reduced… Read more »
