Category: LOCAL NEWS

Alan Kelly Issued Award For Record Number Of Fuck Ups As A Government Minister

SURPASSING all previous records held by multiple minister in different departments, minister for the environment Alan Kelly was handed an award for record number of fuck ups for a Government minister in an emotional ceremony at Dublin Castle earlier this morning. With endless u-turns and cock ups involving Irish Water, flooding, homelessness and social housing… Read more »

“It’s Time You Lot Got Over This Whole 800 Years Thing” – Queen Elizabeth II

ONE gets it, it wasn’t the Empire’s finest 800 years, but honestly chill out WRITES Queen Elizabeth II One is hesitant in even constructing this correspondence, such is the feverish nationalism the Irish find themselves afflicted with these days, however, one feels the hour may have arrived in which you could just get over the… Read more »