Category: LOCAL NEWS


Exorcism-Performing Priest Helps Developer With Ghost estate

CHURCH leaders say developers who become convinced that their housing projects are haunted are calling on local parish priests to help them banish troublesome entities. Fr.Peter Foyle said he recently blessed an uninhabited estate on the Knockhouse road in Waterford after it was reported that people were afraid to live there due to an ‘ill… Read more »

O’Sullivan’s Head Shop Closes After 86 Years

A HEAD shop that has been keeping Waterford lit since 1924 has become the latest victim of the governments ‘party pooper’ regime. O’Sullivan’s Head Shop was well known for selling traditional psychoactive substances using old fashioned pipes and bongs, but has closed after the banning of 90% of its stock. “We are absolutely devastated at the news”… Read more »

17 Dead As Lunar Eclipse Breeds Mass Hysteria In Portlaw

SEVENTEEN people are reported to have been killed last night in what Gardai are calling a ‘spontaneous human sacrifice to the Gods’ in the county Waterford village of Portlaw. On what started as a normal Wednesday evening, residents were stricken by widespread panic as a deep red moon rose to the East in a horrific display of… Read more »

Woman ‘Ecstatic’ After Abducting Newborn Baby

A CORK woman who stole a 2-week-old girl from the local Maternity hospital said she is absolutely ‘ecstatic’ today after evading Gardai and search-parties the past two days. After some very careful planning, Theresa Power snatched the child from hospital on Monday and is said to be very happy with her newly aquired baby girl. “Its… Read more »

Gilligan Posts Himself Out Of Prison.

DRUG lord John Gilligan, one of Irelands highest-profile prisoners escaped from Port Laois maximum security prison on Tuesday by affixing twenty euros worth of postage stamps to his forehead and posting himself via swift mail to a block of flats in Ballyfermot. Embarrassed prison officers were dumbfounded and couldn’t explain how the pint sized 57… Read more »