Category: LOCAL NEWS


Future Serial Killer Beginning To Tire Of Her Parents

Future serial killer Rachel O’Dowd is really starting to tire of her parents’ bullshit. Rachel, aged 6, is struggling with the basic concept of empathy and it’s not being helped in the slightest by her parent’s implementation of ‘rules’, ‘showing respect’ and ‘bedtime’. While Rachel’s drawings have increasingly involved the maiming of her father it… Read more »

Buckfast For Sale In Shop Is No Reflection On The Area, Insists Delusional Shop Keeper

WATERFORD CITY shop-owner Kevin Keenan insisted today that just because he stocks buckfast in his store, doesn’t mean the area he trades in is rough or impoverished. The 53-year-old business man explained to Waterford Whispers News earlier that there is a market for the tonic wine other than ‘scrawny youngfla’s’ from the area. “Buckfast is… Read more »