Category: LOCAL NEWS


Shock As Elderly Waterford Woman Melts In The Heat

There has been widespread shock as the close knit community of Dungarvan is coming to terms with the passing of Joyce Dunlop, a 72-year-old pensioner who literally melted due to the recent Heatwave experienced by Ireland. While many families enjoyed trips to the beach involving sand getting trapped and lodged in incredibly awkward and uncomfortable… Read more »

FUCKIN FLYING ANTS EVERYWHERE

WWN has today received troubling reports from freaking out civilians, claiming that there are swarms of fuckin flying ants everywhere. The government has responded by setting the fuckin flying ant alert to red, and have recommended that people in affected areas remain calm while totally losing their shit. The panic started yesterday when posts began to appear… Read more »