Category: LOCAL NEWS

Government Just Going To Shred Symphysiotomy Survivors Records While You’re Distracted

THE caretaker government is wholly reliant on the public’s ability to be distracted by other things in order for the symphysiotomy survivors redress scheme to quietly dispose of vital medical records belonging to the survivors of the medical procedure. “Jesus, whatever you do, don’t draw any bloody attention to it, then we’d have to do… Read more »

Post Paddy’s Day Clean Up To Cost €14.5 Billion

THE total cost of the post-Paddy’s Day clean up has already reached €14.5 billion, the highest on record in the post-boom years, WWN can reveal. As the public begins collecting their relatives and friends from busy city streets in which they drunkenly fall asleep on last night, local authorities are counting the cost of yet… Read more »