Category: LOCAL NEWS

Government Hike Trinity Sexual Consent Class Fees

THERE was further woe for cash-strapped students today, after the government announced that it would be imposing extra tuition fees on colleges that were holding sexual consent workshops such as the one recently announced for Trinity College freshers. The classes, which are compulsory for all new TCD students, are modelled after a similar scheme in… Read more »

Plane Diverts To Shannon For The Craic

AIRPORT authorities in Shannon have uncovered a complicated conspiracy amongst commercial airplane pilots which has seen a record number of planes diverted to the airport ‘just for the craic’. Under heavy questioning from airport police BA pilot Colin Markum admitted that he forced his plane into an emergency diversion just for the craic and not… Read more »

Government Announce February 30th Election Date

TAOISEACH Enda Kenny has finally confirmed the date of the general election at Áras an Uachtaráin earlier this morning.  Speaking outside the presidential residence, Mr. Kenny thanked everyone for their patience, and apologised for delaying the announcement until now, blaming internal factors in the coalition government. “Following a lengthy debate between the Labour party and Fine Gael, I… Read more »