Category: LOCAL NEWS

Fuck Ulster Parade Gets Go Ahead In Waterford

WATERFORD county council has today granted permission for a ‘Fuck Ulster Parade’ to be held in the city later next month. The parade, which is being planned by prominent Sinn Féin TD David Cullinane, will take thousands of marchers through the city streets towards a large bonfire on the quays, where loyalist imagery and dummy Willie Frasers will be burned in… Read more »

Gay Rights Must Be Balanced With Gay Wrongs Insist School

A MEDIA storm has surrounded south Dublin school Coláiste Eoin after the board of management insisted it could not facilitate an anti-bullying workshop unless both ‘sides’ of the debate were represented. Today, however, it seems a compromise has been reached as the school has been inundated with half wits who will happily verbally and physically… Read more »

Barack Obama Plaza Failing To Live Up To Promises

IT WAS supposed to be the petrol station that changed everything, but almost a year on from its inaugural pumping, Barack Obama Plaza has yet to win over its most vocal critics. With pre-construction promises of what it could offer customers, Barack Obama Plaza just off the M7 on the Tipperary/ Offaly border opened its… Read more »

School Of Hard Knocks To Receive 32 New Prefabs

FOLLOWING a record number of new admissions over the past few years, the School Of Hard Knocks has announced that extensive renovations will take place this Summer, although shortfalls in the budget will mean that most of the new classrooms will be prefabricated cabins as opposed to proper buildings. The School Of Hard Knocks, also… Read more »