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BREAKING: Okay, This Really Isn’t Funny Anymore
THE ongoing Covid-19 pandemic and the accompanying restrictions have combined to dry up the very last drops of joy, laughter ... -
Fair Bit Of Heat In That Sun, Confirm Scientists
SCIENTIFIC experts who monitor the heat emanating from our nearest star have confirmed today that yes, there is a fair ... -
Family On Way To Holiday Home In Wexford Engaged In Shoot-Out With Gardaí
WWN are keeping a close eye on a developing situation on the N11 at the moment, where a division of ... -
Local Woman Has Already Eaten Easter Egg & Back Up Easter Egg
THE DOOMS DAY scenario local woman Rachel Scollan had denied was ever a possibility has arrived today, as the 25-year-old ... -
Gardaí Establish Checkpoints To Stop Spread Of Dub Virus To Countryside
IN THE WAKE of fears that some Dublin based residents might use the Easter holidays to decamp to holiday homes ... -
Man Becomes Fluent In Spanish, Completes Physics Degree & Learns To Code While Patiently Waiting ...
A LOCAL Dublin man has put the seemingly infinite time between being tested for the Covid-19 and receiving his results ... -
Local Man Hasn’t Yet Found Positive Story He Can’t Shit All Over
IT COULD be a story of chocolate bought for healthcare workers by children using all their pocket money, factories repurposing ... -
Nation Could Get Used To This Free Money Thing
THE IRISH nation has collectively gathered its thoughts in rare hive-minded action to conclude that everyone could get really used ... -
Pandemic Declared ‘Worth It’ After Orange Order Marches Cancelled
CERTAIN sections of Irish society have weighed up the senseless horror, death and economic vandalism wrought by the Covid-19 pandemic ... -
Dislikeable Party Elect Dislikeable Leader
IGNORING a national yearning for political change as evidenced by the recent general election results, one dislikeable Irish political party ...