Category: LOCAL NEWS


450 UN Peacekeepers Sent To Templars Hall

THE United Nations is to send 450 peacekeeping troops to Templars Hall after 45 residents were insulted and hundreds more kept awake in a renewed stand off between students and natives across the housing estate. According to sources inside the compound, the house parties are believed to be the noisiest since freshers week. Some home… Read more »

Best fighter In First Year Loses Title After Being Struck By Bus

THE best fighter in first year was seriously hurt yesterday after cycling into an oncoming bus, according to gardai. Witnesses told WWN that the boy rode his bike from a side street into traffic on Parnell Street without stopping at a stop sign. John ‘crusher’ Dundon, from Lismore Lawns, has held the title of best… Read more »

Wallace Devastated As Bank Seize All Three Pink Polo Shirts

WEXFORD TD Mick Wallace, who used to own three pink polo shirts,  says he is “devastated” after ACC bank officials moved in and seized  the property at 10am this morning. The shirts, which were bought in Michael Guineys over a 14 year period, are now scheduled for sale by auction on November 14th. “They literally took… Read more »

Exorcism-Performing Priest Helps Developer With Ghost estate

CHURCH leaders say developers who become convinced that their housing projects are haunted are calling on local parish priests to help them banish troublesome entities. Fr.Peter Foyle said he recently blessed an uninhabited estate on the Knockhouse road in Waterford after it was reported that people were afraid to live there due to an ‘ill… Read more »

O’Sullivan’s Head Shop Closes After 86 Years

A HEAD shop that has been keeping Waterford lit since 1924 has become the latest victim of the governments ‘party pooper’ regime. O’Sullivan’s Head Shop was well known for selling traditional psychoactive substances using old fashioned pipes and bongs, but has closed after the banning of 90% of its stock. “We are absolutely devastated at the news”… Read more »

17 Dead As Lunar Eclipse Breeds Mass Hysteria In Portlaw

SEVENTEEN people are reported to have been killed last night in what Gardai are calling a ‘spontaneous human sacrifice to the Gods’ in the county Waterford village of Portlaw. On what started as a normal Wednesday evening, residents were stricken by widespread panic as a deep red moon rose to the East in a horrific display of… Read more »