Category: LOCAL NEWS


33rd County Discovered By Family Out For A Stroll

Ireland is in shock today as news broke of the discovery of a 33rd county. Newsrooms up and down the country, including our own, are working flat out to obtain more details about what could be the biggest development in Irish history since the foundation of the State. The Moore family from Strandhill in Sligo… Read more »

Something, Something Weather

Everybody is talking about it. No sense in missing out. ‘Tis fierce windy’ will probably do it. Waves. Did you see that one picture and your man, bold as brass he was, with the phone out and him right beside the coastal wall. Ah, you know yourself though, some people just have a death wish…. Read more »

Pylon Attacks Seven Year Old Boy In Dublin

A DUBLIN boy was attacked by a 50 metre pylon today while innocently walking on his way to school. Derek O’Brien left his home at 8.45am this morning, with his older sister Theresa, to attend their local primary school in a bid to educate themselves and emigrate post leaving cert. Whilst taking a shortcut through… Read more »

Waterford Feeling Fairly Exotic After Landslide

As a result of a landslide at Plunkett Railway Station in Waterford on New Year’s Eve local residents have confessed to feeling ‘fairly exotic’. “You just don’t often hear ‘Waterford’ and ‘landslide’ in the same sentence, it’s like something out of those disasters ye hear about in the Caribbean or the movies,” said local shop… Read more »

Cork Confirm They Have Better Floods Than Dublin

Cork natives have been quick to dispel rumours that the current floods they are experiencing are in some way inferior to any floods Dublin has been subjected to. “Ah c’mon our floods are class, much better than anything that shower in Dublin could come up with,” shared local county councillor Gregory O’Connor. “Sure, just look… Read more »