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Sinn Féin In Desperate Struggle To Look Disappointed To Be In Opposition
SINN FÉIN are today being taken through their ‘oh no’ paces by a crack team of acting teachers, in a ... -
Dad Going Through Silly Hat Phase
THE family of a county Waterford man have renewed appeals today for him to stop wearing silly hats out in ... -
Man Goes Straight Back To Bed After Realising Fianna Fáil Back In Power Wasn’t Just ...
ONE LOCAL IRISH man has made the reasonable decision to go straight back to bed after realising Fianna Fáil returning ... -
Complaining About People Queuing For Shops To Be Phased Out In Phase 3
ACTING under the advice of Chief Medical Officer Dr Tony Holohan, the government has announced that all complaining about people ... -
Man Cradles Beer Belly Like A Loving, Expectant Mother
LOCAL MAN Paedar Higgins has been brewing something quite stunning these past few months. Proudly displaying his happy news on ... -
Gardaí Raid House Of Part Time Worker Receiving Extra €15 A Week From Covid Payment
AMENDMENTS to emergency Covid-19 payments aimed at solving inefficiencies such as a one-shift-a-week part time worker receiving €350 a week ... -
Dublin Zoo Will Feed Anyone Breaking Social Distancing Rules To The Lions
“ROOOWAAAR” snarled one of Dublin Zoo’s fiercest male lions, a warning to attendees this morning as the zoo reopened its ... -
Local Pub Open To Holding Large Protests If Anyone’s Interested
NOT one to pass off an opportunity when he sees it, local publican Danny Farrell has offered up his premises ... -
Back Garden Stand Off As Neighbours Battle It Out To See Who Has The Loudest ...
BACK garden revellers have been urged not to register for an ongoing ‘battle of the decimals’ which has seen thousands ... -
Blackrock Church Had Signed Permission Slip From God To Carry Out Mass
REASONABLE people everywhere have hit back at those who rushed to criticise a south Dublin church for staging a series ...