Category: LOCAL NEWS

“We’d Have A Vote On Abortion But We Want To Stay In Power” Confirm Government

THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed it would stage a referendum on the 8th amendment of the constitution tomorrow, if it wasn’t concentrating so hard on staying in power. Citing its commitment to itself, the government explained that doing things like ‘making decisions’ could come at the price of another election, resulting in a loss of power…. Read more »