Category: LOCAL NEWS

Irish Water To Check Bins For Names And Addresses

A SPECIAL team of investigators for Irish Water have been given a green-light by the Government to search through bins for tenant names and addresses, it has been revealed today. The unit of 400 ‘refuse detectives’ will have the power to rummage through household wheelie bins for information leading to the names of those renting… Read more »

Denis O’Brien Renews Illuminati Membership

IRISH businessman Denis O’Brien has renewed his longstanding membership with shadowy organisation and real rulers of the world, the Illuminati, WWN can exclusively reveal. O’Brien, who first joined the collective in the late 90s, is said to have posted his signed membership renewal form this morning using the Illuminati’s graciously provided ‘free postage’ envelope, including… Read more »