Category: LOCAL NEWS

Get To Know The Green Party

IRELAND’S environmentally focused political party and former Fianna Fáil coalition partner are back in the big time with a strong showing in European and local elections. Get to know the Green Party in this easily compostable guide: Former government minister Eamon Ryan is the party’s leader and certainly leads by example. Putting the environment first,… Read more »

Cryostasis: How You Can Beat Rising Rents

CAN’T afford the soaring price of rent in Dublin right now? Not fond of the idea of co-living? How about co-existing in cryogenic hibernation? One US company may have found a work-around for cash-strapped city-dwellers, and it’s a pretty cool one! “We got the idea after we heard that several firms were offering to freeze their… Read more »

Fine Gael Sues Country For Whiplash

FINE GAEL has filed a personal injury claim against the people of Ireland, following injuries sustained when the country took an unexpected turn away from the party during local and European elections. The party, headed by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar, claims that the sudden and forceful move by the electorate towards the Green Party caused severe whiplash… Read more »

Disneyland Tramore Set To Open This Weekend

THE MUCH anticipated unveiling on Disney’s next big large scale resort is to take place this coming weekend in Tramore, County Waterford, WWN can confirm. Not content with prime locations in heavily populated metropolitan regions such as Los Angeles, Paris and Hong Kong, Disney has now turned its attention to Ireland’s premiere seaside resort. “I… Read more »

CAB To Open 2nd Hand Rolex Store In Dublin

THE Criminal Assets Bureau has confirmed it will open a second hand Rolex store in Dublin City centre in an attempt to shift dozens of Rolex watches it has confiscated over the years from criminal gangs. “Since targeting gangs around the country we have accumulated so many Rolex watches that we have no other option but… Read more »

New Trump Plaza To Be ‘100 Times More Better Than Barack Obama Plaza’

FANS of US-President themed petrol station/ fast-food outlet hybrids are eagerly awaiting the construction of the new Donald Trump Plaza in Co. Clare, which will commemorate the upcoming presidential visit in June. The service mega-station will be constructed up the road from Trump’s Doonbeg golf estate, and will feature a state-of-the-art, no-expense-spared refuelling and dining… Read more »