Category: SPORT


Kilkenny Urged To Give Someone Else A Chance

PLEAS have been made to Kilkenny on behalf of a number of hurling mad counties to just step aside and give someone else a chance, WWN has learned. “You’re not impressing anyone anymore, we get it, you’re class at hurling. What-a-surprise,” a disgruntled Clare native Olwyn Ní Mhurchú shouted in the general direction of Kilkenny… Read more »

Waterford Brothers Get Gold Medal For Rowing

THERE were emotional scenes in Waterford this afternoon after a pair of brothers picked up Gold medals for their rowing performance in the town centre late last night. Michael and Francis McHassely, aged 24 and 29 respectively, impressed the judge with their latest row which took place outside a chip shop at 11:45 last night…. Read more »

Olympics Factfile: What The Fuck Is This Cupping Thing?

WHILE there is plenty to marvel at in the Olympics, what with the endless feats of sporting excellence occurring in event after event, audiences have been captivated by one enduring sight and asked the question ‘what the fuck is this cupping thing?’ Swimming great Michael Phelps caused a stir by arriving poolside with a back… Read more »