Category: SPORT

Football Pretty Fucking Amazing Sometimes

FOOTBALL fans have reached the unanimous conclusion that the world’s most widely played sport can be ‘pretty fucking amazing sometimes’ after watching the stunning events of last night’s Champions League clash between Barcelona and Paris Saint Germain. After taking a break from pinching one another to ensure Barcelona’s incomparable 6-1 comeback really happened, football fans… Read more »

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Commissions Statue Of Himself Outside Old Trafford

AFTER a commanding and cup-winning display in Manchester United’s 3-2 League Cup final win over Southampton yesterday, the talismanic Zlatan Ibrahimovic has commissioned a statue of himself outside Old Trafford, WWN understands. Speaking to reporters in the moments after the game, Ibrahimovic revealed the design spec for his statue which will reach heights of 30ft…. Read more »

McGregor’s Baby In Heated Stand-Off During Ultrasound

THERE were tense scenes at today’s weigh-in for Conor McGregor’s upcoming first child, as the spirited foetus squared up to the doctor performing his ultrasound, reportedly telling him to ‘get that fuckin’ thing out of my face’. The Notorious Baby McGregor was getting a routine check up at the time, and took issue with what he… Read more »