Category: SPORT

Tony Stark Wins 50th Consecutive Iron Man Competition

FOLLOWING his 50th consecutive first-place finish, playboy Tony Stark has been banned from competing in any further Iron Man competitions after athletes claimed that his biomechanical suits of armour give him an unfair advantage in the gruelling feat of endurance. Consisting of a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bicycle ride followed by a full marathon, an Iron Man race… Read more »

Rio Closing Ceremony Finishes With Stunning Suspension Of Pat Hickey In A Cage Over Stadium

A SUCCESSFUL Olympic Games came to a stunning conclusion last night in the Maracana stadium as teams gathered to enjoy the closing ceremony in Rio. While impressive firework displays are part and parcel of such ceremonies these days, the Rio games organisers had one surprise up their sleeve for the international audiences watching from around… Read more »