Category: SPORT

Local Man Had Trial For United But Got Injured

WATERFORD man Gary Begley has confirmed that he would have signed a 10 year contract worth €100 million with Manchester United only for an unlucky injury, WWN can reveal. The 36-year-old was relaying the story for the 1,245th time, prompted to do so by encountering someone in his local pub he had never seen or… Read more »

Moldova Stunned By Loss To Tournament Outsiders

WORLD Cup hopefuls Moldova suffered a shock defeat at home to tournament minnows Republic of Ireland last night, with sources close to the team stating that management are ‘livid’ at the 1-3 loss. Heading into the Chisinau clash, the Moldovan team looked like hot favourites to win the tie easily, based on the shockingly dreadful performance… Read more »

What Mayo Did Next

DEFEATED, inches from the finish line. The cruel fate that seems to be the destiny of Mayo GAA. Runners-up. Second place. Thank you, please try again. But as history has proven, we are not judged by our defeats, but by how we handle ourselves in defeat. By what we do next. And so it falls… Read more »

Sam Allardyce Undergoes Surgery To Remove Palm From Face

NOW-FORMER England football manager Sam Allardyce is convalescing after a 9-hour surgical procedure which surgeons claim successfully removed Big Sam’s palm from his face. Allardyce’s hand had become fused to his head following a stressful 24-hour period in which it was first revealed that he made embarrassing and controversial deals with reporters posing as investors,… Read more »