Category: SPORT

Sam Allardyce Undergoes Surgery To Remove Palm From Face

NOW-FORMER England football manager Sam Allardyce is convalescing after a 9-hour surgical procedure which surgeons claim successfully removed Big Sam’s palm from his face. Allardyce’s hand had become fused to his head following a stressful 24-hour period in which it was first revealed that he made embarrassing and controversial deals with reporters posing as investors,… Read more »

Man Utd Fans Make Glorious Return To Facebook

THOUSANDS of delighted Man United fans made a glorious return to social networking sites today to gloat about winning their latest game of football. Facebook users were greeted by thousands of grammatically incorrect posts relating to various stages of their home win against Leicester City at Old Trafford. “GET IN THERE!!!” wrote one brave fan early in… Read more »

GAA Confirms Dublin V Mayo Will Be Best Of 7

THE GAA has confirmed that this year’s All Ireland final will be a best of 7 contest, WWN has learned. “Oh, did we not mention that before?” Chief Replay Strategist Officer at the GAA, Micheál Ó Moola confirmed shortly after the end of the absorbing All Ireland final between Dublin and Mayo. “That will be… Read more »