Category: SPORT

“Fuck This, I’m Switching To Long Ball” Confirms Guardiola

MANCHESTER CITY manager and well renowned fraud, Pep Guardiola, has sensationally revealed he intends to change his football philosophy after his side’s 4-0 trouncing by Everton yesterday. “Fuck this, I’m switching to long ball,” Guardiola confirmed in his post-match press conference before instructing the City hierarchy to do everything to sign Peter Crouch and Marouane… Read more »

Gareth Southgate Named England’s Next Scapegoat

OFFICIALLY unveiled as England’s next excuse for losing, Gareth Southgate has signed a lucrative 4-year deal in exchange for being the subject of endless ridicule and abuse, WWN can confirm. The FA, who took time out from trying to manage PR around the emerging abuse scandal in football, confirmed that Southgate is to become Sam… Read more »