Category: SPORT


GAA Confirms Dublin V Mayo Will Be Best Of 7

THE GAA has confirmed that this year’s All Ireland final will be a best of 7 contest, WWN has learned. “Oh, did we not mention that before?” Chief Replay Strategist Officer at the GAA, Micheál Ó Moola confirmed shortly after the end of the absorbing All Ireland final between Dublin and Mayo. “That will be… Read more »

Tony Stark Wins 50th Consecutive Iron Man Competition

FOLLOWING his 50th consecutive first-place finish, playboy Tony Stark has been banned from competing in any further Iron Man competitions after athletes claimed that his biomechanical suits of armour give him an unfair advantage in the gruelling feat of endurance. Consisting of a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bicycle ride followed by a full marathon, an Iron Man race… Read more »