Category: SPORT

Connacht Fans Stay Grounded Following Victory Over Toulouse

Following Connacht’s heroic 14-16 victory against European rugby giants Toulouse, supporters have vowed to keep their collective feet on the ground. Connacht supporters resisted the urge to celebrate the biggest result in the province’s history instead choosing to dissect the game over a quiet coffee. The tried and tested boot of Dan Parks and a… Read more »

Grown Man Insists On Dressing Up As A Footballer Every Weekend

THIRTY TWO year old father of two Daniel Corcoran once again donned his full Liverpool strip in some bizarre retreat into an adolescent mindset. His wife Ciara was once again left dumbfounded when her usually intelligent, bright and self-deprecating husband chose to dress up as a footballer on Saturday afternoon. Daniel, a self-confessed ‘life long… Read more »

FAI Set Aside €500,000 For Anger Management

 The FAI have confirmed that Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane will take charge of the Irish national team bringing an end to weeks of speculation. FAI chief John Delaney has given numerous interviews this morning to Denis O’Brien-owned media outlets, discussing in some detail the specifics of the deal. “Obviously we’re delighted to have both… Read more »

Fans Who Love To Moan Missing Trapattoni Already

A SMALL band of dedicated Irish fans have made a surprising admission ahead of Ireland’s clash with Germany this evening. The handful of fans interviewed by WWN confessed to missing ex-manager Giovanni Trapattoni despite calling for his head on a regular basis. A certain section of Irish supporters live for moaning about seemingly inconsequential details… Read more »

Dublin Urged To Go Home To Bed

THE NATION has urged Dublin to go home to bed this morning after the city went on a massive bender last night, following yesterdays All-Ireland football championship win in Croke Park. Absolutely every supporter was said to be still out drinking, forcing many of their culchie work colleagues to work extra hard this Monday. Many… Read more »