Category: SPORT


Football Fan Treated For Transfer Window Addiction

WWN has learnt of a troubling instance in which a young football fan has been admitted to rehab. Daniel Brady, 19, originally from Dublin but now living in Kildare is being treated for a bizarre addiction to the ‘transfer window’; the name given to the period of time in which football clubs are allowed purchase… Read more »

County Footballer Runs Out Of Local Women To Have Sex With

WWN has learnt of the sad plight currently being endured by a prominent inter-county footballer. The Dublin footballer, whose identity is not yet known, is believed to be struggling under the weight of having slept with pretty much every single woman in his local community. A source close to the footballer spoke exclusively to WWN… Read more »

David Moyes To Be Brought Behind Shed And Shot

Manchester United manager David Moyes is facing the serious possibility of being taken around the back of the old shed and shot if he fails to secure his club’s first win of 2014 against Swansea this Saturday. While many football pundits have pointed out that the current Premier League champions are enduring poor form many… Read more »

Connacht Fans Stay Grounded Following Victory Over Toulouse

Following Connacht’s heroic 14-16 victory against European rugby giants Toulouse, supporters have vowed to keep their collective feet on the ground. Connacht supporters resisted the urge to celebrate the biggest result in the province’s history instead choosing to dissect the game over a quiet coffee. The tried and tested boot of Dan Parks and a… Read more »