Category: SPORT

Grown Man Insists On Dressing Up As A Footballer Every Weekend

THIRTY TWO year old father of two Daniel Corcoran once again donned his full Liverpool strip in some bizarre retreat into an adolescent mindset. His wife Ciara was once again left dumbfounded when her usually intelligent, bright and self-deprecating husband chose to dress up as a footballer on Saturday afternoon. Daniel, a self-confessed ‘life long… Read more »

FAI Set Aside €500,000 For Anger Management

 The FAI have confirmed that Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane will take charge of the Irish national team bringing an end to weeks of speculation. FAI chief John Delaney has given numerous interviews this morning to Denis O’Brien-owned media outlets, discussing in some detail the specifics of the deal. “Obviously we’re delighted to have both… Read more »

Fans Who Love To Moan Missing Trapattoni Already

A SMALL band of dedicated Irish fans have made a surprising admission ahead of Ireland’s clash with Germany this evening. The handful of fans interviewed by WWN confessed to missing ex-manager Giovanni Trapattoni despite calling for his head on a regular basis. A certain section of Irish supporters live for moaning about seemingly inconsequential details… Read more »

Dublin Urged To Go Home To Bed

THE NATION has urged Dublin to go home to bed this morning after the city went on a massive bender last night, following yesterdays All-Ireland football championship win in Croke Park. Absolutely every supporter was said to be still out drinking, forcing many of their culchie work colleagues to work extra hard this Monday. Many… Read more »

French And English Rugby Teams Announce New Tournament

The announcement of a new tournament comes hot on the heels of the recent news that French and English teams would no longer be participants in the marquee European rugby tournament the Heineken Cup. A joint-statement from the heads of the French and English associations, Peirre Camou (of Topbet)and Mike McCafferty, was read aloud at… Read more »

FAI Tell Irish Players Trapattoni Has Gone Off To Live On A Farm

WWN can exclusively reveal that after releasing a statement yesterday evening the FAI held a closed doors meeting with the current Irish squad. At the meeting the head of the FAI John Delaney discussed Giovanni Trapattoni’s position as Ireland manager. Senior members of the squad including Robbie Keane and Richard Dunne are rumoured to have… Read more »

‘Sweden Ate Green Players like kettle In Wavin Pipes Please’ Admits Trapattoni

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND football manager Giovanni Trapattoni admitted at a press conference in Dublin today that ‘Sweden ate green players like kettle in wavin pipes please’. The revelation came shortly after lunch time while, during a 30-minute speech, the 74-year-old confirmed that the Swedish side beat Ireland  last Friday, bringing the  curtain down on yet another World Cup… Read more »