Category: SPORT


Davy Fitz Talks Openly About His Chicken Salad Sandwich

FEASTING HIS sky blue eyes down to the S-Club 7 lunch box resting on his lap, Clare hurling boss Davy Fitzgerald reveals exclusively for the first time how much he hated tomatoes and lettuce growing up as a child. “I couldn’t even stand the look of tomato’s,” he said emotionally, while unravelling his chicken salad… Read more »

‘Well There’s Always Euro 2048’ Say Irish Fans

The draw for the qualification stage of Euro 2016 took place yesterday and gave many football fans the chance to speculate wildly on the fortunes of their respective countries. Ireland found themselves in a tough position with Germany, Poland, Scotland, Georgia and Gibraltar taking their place alongside the boys in green in group D. While… Read more »

Mourinho: ‘Playing Shit And Losing 2-0 Also A Mind Game’

Jose Mourinho has claimed that Manchester City’s convincing defeat of his Chelsea side was in fact part of one of his infamous mind games. “We play poorly, maybe yes, but it is to give to the City false confidence. Mind games!” the ex-Madrid manager told ITV reporter Gabriel Clarke in his post-match interview. Mourinho’s comments… Read more »

Manchester United Fan Considering Transfer To Arsenal

Following another disappointing result for current Premiership Champions Manchester United, one fan is on the brink of transferring his soccer allegiance to a more successful team. “I’m weighing up my options at the moment” said 28 year old accountant Ian Horris. “I’ve been a Red Devil fan since I was in school, when they won… Read more »

Gordon D’Arcy’s Beard To Play At Centre Against Wales

The lineups have been announced ahead of the much anticipated 6 Nations clash between Ireland and Wales this Saturday. Paul O’Connell is reinstalled and will captain the side that ,at first, appeared to contain no surprise selections. Upon closer inspection of the team sheet it became apparent that Leinster and Ireland centre Gordon D’Arcy has… Read more »