Category: SPORT


GAA Chiefs Seen Carrying 30 Pieces Of Silver Following Sky Deal

The public disquiet over the newly announced deal involving Sky Sports and the GAA is set to intensify following eye witness reports suggesting leading figures within the GAA have been seen carrying around 30 pieces of silver. “It’s nothing short of a fucking disgrace,” said protester Eamon Flannery outside Croke Park before he ripped his… Read more »

Liverpool Fans Terrified It May All Be A Dream

Large swathes of Liverpool fans are routinely checking they are in fact operating in the realm known as ‘reality’ following the club’s ascension to the top of the Premier League table with just 6 games left to play. Liverpool, a club rich in history and success, finds itself in first position in the league with… Read more »

Moyes Refusing To Come Out Of His Room Ahead Of Olympiakos Game

The embattled Manchester United manager has barricaded himself in his room, refusing to come out. As kick-off for Man United’s crunch clash against Greek side Olympiakos draws ever nearer WWN can exclusively reveal the club’s executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward has been unable to gain access to the manager’s bedroom. “I’m not coming out and you… Read more »

Horse Has No Idea It Won Race At Cheltenham

Sire De Grugy silenced critics, he did not know he had. The horse was oblivious to the scores of humans cheering and praising him following his running and jumping session with unfamiliar horses. The 11/4 favourite in the Queen Mother Champion Chase at Cheltenham ran in first after taking the lead prior to jumping the… Read more »