Category: SPORT

Ireland ‘Grand Now’ After Woman Beats Up Other Woman

EVERYONE in Ireland was said to be ‘grand now’ after fellow country woman Katie Taylor bet up a Russian female counterpart in London yesterday afternoon. Hundreds of thousands of Irish supporters gathered in front of television sets across the world to witness the beat-down live from the ExCeL arena. The 26-year-old fighter lifted the spirits of… Read more »

Dalglish: ‘Liverpool Are Fucking Shit Anyway’

SACKED Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish told a press conference today that he is absolutely delighted at the clubs decision to fire him and said  ‘Liverpool are fucking shit anyway’. After 18 months at the reigns, Dalglish paid the price for the teams poor league performance, during which time he lost the faith of the premier league sides… Read more »

Vatican Makes Bid For Rangers FC

THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and a 100% share in future earnings. Senior members of the Holy See travelled to Glasgow last night for talks with owner Craig Whyte and other members of the 140 year-old football club. Sources told WWN… Read more »

‘We Only Cycle To Annoy Other Road Users’ Admits Cyclist

A COUNTY Waterford cyclist has admitted today that the only reason he travels from A to B is to annoy other road users. Michael Power explained that the majority of cyclists across the country have been conspiring against motorists for years. When asked why he does it he replied: “It’s fun I suppose. I just love cycling… Read more »

Estonians Celebrate After Drawing Ireland In Euro 2012 Play-Off

THOUSANDS of Estonian football fans swarmed the streets of Tallinn in celebration of the Euro 2012 play-off draw against Ireland,  which was announced in The Sheraton Hotel, Krakow yesterday afternoon. People young and old were said to be dancing and chanting football related slogans in the capitals main square around 6pm. Manager Tarmo Ruutli said “We are all just… Read more »